Updated: 13 May 2018 07:24. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Why are there fences around cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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V.gif Where do ghosts go for a swim?

The Dead Sea.

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V.gif What’s black and white over and over again?

A penguin rolling down a hill.

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V.gif What type of diet did the snowman go on?

The Meltdown Diet.

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V.gif What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?

Fowl balls.

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V.gif What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?

Answer: Bookworms.

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V.gif What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

Let me count the ways I love you.

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V.gif Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside.

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V.gif Funny phone call

Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ?
He : Im your brother , Just wait till
i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my
brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
me reach the house
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V.gif Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog

A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't" The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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V.gif WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL?

A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
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V.gif Sometime mistake is good, see this

If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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V.gif What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

A slipper.

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V.gif What do you call a left-handed dog?

A south paw.

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V.gif What bird loves construction work?

Answer: A crane.

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