Updated: 12 May 2018 18:03. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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V.gif What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

The letter “g.”

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V.gif Why didn’t the oven go to college?

Because it had a lot of degrees already.

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V.gif Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?

Because it was rated “ARRR!”

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V.gif How do monsters tell their fortunes?

They read their horror-scopes.

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V.gif What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?

Answer: Bookworms.

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V.gif Which is faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch a cold.

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V.gif Why was the clown crying?

Because he broke his funny bone.

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V.gif What did the stamp say to the envelope?

I’m stuck on you.

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V.gif What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music?

Hip-hop.

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V.gif What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

Three Blind Mice.

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V.gif Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

A leek.

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V.gif What did the owl say to his sweetheart?

Owl be yours.

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V.gif WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL?

A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
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V.gif What to do not to make your life 'tissue paper'

Ur Past is a Waste Paper,Present is a News Paper,Future is a Question Paper,So Read & Write carefuly otherwise ur life may be a Tissue paper..
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