Updated: 12 May 2018 18:01. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

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V.gif Relationship Between Men-Men and Women-Women

A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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V.gif What do birds do on Halloween?

They go trick or tweeting.

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V.gif What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?

Write on, good friend!

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V.gif What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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V.gif Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

Because he only had one pupil.

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V.gif What did the circle say to the triangle?

I don’t see your point.

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V.gif Why was the clown crying?

Because he broke his funny bone.

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V.gif What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?

β€œWhy the long face?”

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V.gif What starts and ends with β€œe” and only has one letter?

An envelope.

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V.gif Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was always on the deck.

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V.gif BOY and GIRL In restaurant

BOY: do u luv me

GIRL: no

BOY: think again

GIRL: i told u No

BOY: waitr bring separate bills

GIRL:: -Ooh Baby I luv u.
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V.gif Why did the chicken go to jail?

Because he was using fowl language.

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V.gif Where do polar bears keep their money?

Answer: In snow banks.

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V.gif Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they have honeycombs.

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