Updated: 12 May 2018 18:02. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?

Because they were trans-parents.

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V.gif What kind of table can you have for dinner?

A vege-table.

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V.gif Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?

Because she wanted to make-up her mind

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V.gif Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it’s too far to walk.

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V.gif Relationship Between Men-Men and Women-Women

A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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V.gif What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

Strawberries.

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V.gif Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks

Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
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V.gif Why can’t skeletons play music?

Because they have no organs.

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V.gif What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?

Roll them back, of course!

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V.gif Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

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V.gif First penis and brain guard

First penis guard in cricket was used in 1874!

And first helmet was used in 1974.

IT TOOK 100 yrs FOR MEN TO REALIZE THAT

BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT!
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V.gif What did the teacher do at the beach?

She tested the water.

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V.gif Why did the boy run around his bed?

He was trying to catch up on his sleep.

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V.gif What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

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V.gif What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Answer: Stuck!

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