Updated: 12 May 2018 17:52. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?

ANSWER: Hay fever.

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V.gif What do birds do on Halloween?

They go trick or tweeting.

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V.gif What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team.

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V.gif What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?

Will you be my Valen-twine?

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V.gif Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?

Because it was a-head.

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V.gif What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and I, something smells.

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V.gif How do monsters tell their fortunes?

They read their horror-scopes.

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V.gif Why did the book join the police force?

He wanted to go undercover.

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V.gif What did the duck say to the clown?

You quack me up!

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V.gif What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

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V.gif What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

You join his fang club.

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V.gif What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

Answer: The Head…

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V.gif Why do cowboys ride horses?

Because they’re too heavy to carry.

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V.gif Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?

Because she had the perfect pitch.

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V.gif WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL?

A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
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