Updated: 12 May 2018 05:33. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Because all proper tea is theft!

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V.gif Where did the king keep his army?

In his sleeve.

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V.gif Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because it was the chicken’s day off.

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V.gif Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Because it was two tired.

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V.gif What did the baker say to his wife?

I’m dough-nuts about you!

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V.gif What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?

Make websites.

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V.gif What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

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V.gif Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?

Because he liked cool music.

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V.gif What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert?

Answer: Pi.

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V.gif Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?

To her broom.

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V.gif Why was the clown crying?

Because he broke his funny bone.

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V.gif What’s a frog’s favorite game?

Hopscotch.

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V.gif How long should an elephant’s legs be?

Long enough to reach the ground.

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V.gif What did the teacher do at the beach?

She tested the water.

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V.gif Why does the great wall of china comes in the 7 wonders of the world

May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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