Updated: 12 May 2018 05:33. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif News about the ice-­‐cream man?

Did you hear about the ice-­‐cream man, he was found dead in his ice-­‐cream van, covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-­‐and-­‐thousands? The police said that he had ?topped? himself.
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V.gif Who is Knocking?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wet.

Wet who?

Wet me in, it’s raining out here!

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V.gif How do you catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.

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V.gif What did the circle say to the triangle?

I don’t see your point.

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V.gif What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

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V.gif What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?

Hanging out with his friends.

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V.gif Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was always on the deck.

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V.gif What did the baker say to his wife?

I’m dough-nuts about you!

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V.gif What did the stamp say to the envelope?

I’m stuck on you.

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V.gif What kind of table can you have for dinner?

A vege-table.

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V.gif Which bus crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

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V.gif Read what happen when 8 year old girl ask her father about sex

An 8-­‐year-­‐old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"

The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.

He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"

The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
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V.gif This is why they said lady is first

2 Lovers decided to suicide…!
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Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home…
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Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying

  1. Ladies First

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V.gif What did the monster ask his sweetheart?

Will you be my Valen-slime?

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V.gif How did the hairdresser win the race?

She knew a shortcut.

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