Updated: 12 May 2018 05:35. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?

The merry-go-round.

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V.gif What runs but never walks?

A hose.

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V.gif This is why they said lady is first

2 Lovers decided to suicide…!
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Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home…
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Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying

  1. Ladies First

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V.gif Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

His mummy.

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V.gif How did the boy react when his turtle died?

He was shell-shocked.

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V.gif What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

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V.gif What’s a frog’s favorite game?

Hopscotch.

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V.gif What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Answer: Multipliers.

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V.gif What lights up a stadium?

A soccer match.

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V.gif Relationship Between Men-Men and Women-Women

A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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V.gif Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because it was the chicken’s day off.

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V.gif What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

The letter β€œg.”

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V.gif What has four wheels and flies?

A trash truck.

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V.gif What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

He got 12 months.

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V.gif What do witches order at hotels?

Broom service.

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