Updated: 11 May 2018 11:24. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What do a car and an elephant have in common?

They both have trunks.

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V.gif What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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V.gif How do you catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.

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V.gif What type of diet did the snowman go on?

The Meltdown Diet.

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V.gif Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Because all proper tea is theft!

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V.gif Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?

Because he liked cool music.

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V.gif Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because it was the chicken’s day off.

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V.gif What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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V.gif What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

Fry-day.

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V.gif This is why it is difficult for man to answer unknown call

A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u

Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…

Man : wtf….. :-P:-D
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V.gif What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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V.gif What has two legs but can’t walk?

A pair of pants.

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V.gif What has an eye, but cannot see?

A needle (or potato, tornado, hurricane, etc.).

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V.gif Where can you always find a peacock?

In the dictionary.

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V.gif Why did the boy run around his bed?

He was trying to catch up on his sleep.

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