Updated: 11 May 2018 11:13. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

Three Blind Mice.

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V.gif Why don’t animals eat clowns?

They taste funny!

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V.gif What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

Stop picking on me!

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V.gif What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?

The outside.

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V.gif Funny phone call

Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ?
He : Im your brother , Just wait till
i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my
brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
me reach the house
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V.gif How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

Unique up on it.

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V.gif What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?

The quarterback.

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V.gif Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Because all proper tea is theft!

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V.gif What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and I, something smells.

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V.gif What did the snowman have for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

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V.gif What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert?

Answer: Pi.

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V.gif Why did the dog keep tripping?

Because she had two left feet.

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V.gif What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?

Will you be my Valen-twine?

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V.gif Who is Knocking?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wet.

Wet who?

Wet me in, it’s raining out here!

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V.gif What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

You mean a great dill to me.

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