Updated: 11 May 2018 11:24. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?

Roll them back, of course!

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V.gif Signs Of Aging

SIGNS OF AGING
Written by a confident lady …πŸ˜„

After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them …….
His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot !

Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion …..
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty 😱😞😞.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked, etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband,
I left my keys in the car …. and it has been stolen."

There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car." 😁😁

Don't laugh alone πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Send to other husbands or wives because ….
So many things go wrong daily, and you can't blame yourself all the times πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

~~ Shared as received
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V.gif Sometime mistake is good, see this

If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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V.gif Who is Knocking?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wet.

Wet who?

Wet me in, it’s raining out here!

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V.gif Where do polar bears vote?

At the North Pole.

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V.gif What's ET short for?

Because he's got little legs.

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V.gif What has an eye, but cannot see?

A needle (or potato, tornado, hurricane, etc.).

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V.gif What does a skeleton order for dinner?

Spare ribs.

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V.gif Relationship Between Men-Men and Women-Women

A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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V.gif What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?

Make websites.

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V.gif Where can you always find a peacock?

In the dictionary.

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V.gif WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL?

A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
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V.gif Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

Because he was a pain in the neck.

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V.gif What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close the door! I’m dressing!

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V.gif What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

You mean a great dill to me.

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