Updated: 11 May 2018 11:31. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

Three Blind Mice.

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V.gif Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

A leek.

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V.gif Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was always on the deck.

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V.gif What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

You mean a great dill to me.

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V.gif What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?

Will you be my Valen-twine?

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V.gif Where do polar bears keep their money?

Answer: In snow banks.

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V.gif Why can’t skeletons play music?

Because they have no organs.

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V.gif What does a skeleton order for dinner?

Spare ribs.

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V.gif What bird loves construction work?

Answer: A crane.

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V.gif What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

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V.gif Read what happen when 8 year old girl ask her father about sex

An 8-­‐year-­‐old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"

The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.

He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"

The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
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V.gif What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?

They can all do splits.

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V.gif What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

Answer: Football.

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V.gif What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Sham-BOO.

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V.gif Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends?

At the corner.

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