Updated: 11 May 2018 11:36. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What did the spoon say to the knife?

“You’re so sharp!”

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V.gif What did the stamp say to the envelope?

I’m stuck on you.

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V.gif Why didn’t the oven go to college?

Because it had a lot of degrees already.

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V.gif What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter?

An envelope.

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V.gif Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?

Because it was rated “ARRR!”

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V.gif What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?

They went on a class trip.

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V.gif What’s a frog’s favorite game?

Hopscotch.

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V.gif Who is Knocking?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wet.

Wet who?

Wet me in, it’s raining out here!

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V.gif What does a skeleton order for dinner?

Spare ribs.

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V.gif What do you call a worm with no teeth?

Answer: A gummy worm.

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V.gif Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog

A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't" The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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V.gif What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

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V.gif What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

I’m stuffed!

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V.gif What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

Strawberries.

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V.gif What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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