Updated: 13 May 2018 06:36. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Why did the book join the police force?

He wanted to go undercover.

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V.gif What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

Strawberries.

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V.gif Why did the dog keep tripping?

Because she had two left feet.

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V.gif What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

Let me count the ways I love you.

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V.gif Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?

It’s not right.

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V.gif How do you catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.

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V.gif What did the snowman have for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

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V.gif What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?

ANSWER: Hay fever.

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V.gif What do a car and an elephant have in common?

They both have trunks.

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V.gif What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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V.gif What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

Stop picking on me!

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V.gif What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

You mean a great dill to me.

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V.gif Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Because it was two tired.

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V.gif What was born to succeed?

A budgie with a blunt beak.

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V.gif What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

Cauliflower.

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