Updated: 13 May 2018 06:49. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Which monster is the best dance partner?

The Boogie Man

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V.gif What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®?

A Frosty!

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V.gif What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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V.gif What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

You join his fang club.

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V.gif What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

Fry-day.

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V.gif What did the hamburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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V.gif Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends?

At the corner.

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V.gif What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?

The living room.

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V.gif What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close the door! I’m dressing!

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V.gif What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

From a distance.

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V.gif Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Because all proper tea is theft!

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V.gif WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL?

A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
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V.gif Why did the pony get detention?

Because he was horsing around.

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V.gif What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?

Hanging out with his friends.

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V.gif How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

He was shocked.

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