Updated: 13 May 2018 06:36. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What type of diet did the snowman go on?

The Meltdown Diet.

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V.gif Where do ghosts go for a swim?

The Dead Sea.

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V.gif Why did the dog keep tripping?

Because she had two left feet.

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V.gif What's ET short for?

Because he's got little legs.

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V.gif What is a witchโ€™s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

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V.gif What smells the best at Thanksgiving?

Your nose.

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V.gif What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team.

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V.gif What do a car and an elephant have in common?

They both have trunks.

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V.gif What did the owl say to his sweetheart?

Owl be yours.

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V.gif What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

Fry-day.

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V.gif Whatโ€™s bigger than an elephant, but doesnโ€™t weigh anything?

His shadow.

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V.gif What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโ€™s Day?

I love you a ton.

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V.gif Why are fish so smart?

Because they are always in a school.

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V.gif Whatโ€™s a rabbitโ€™s favorite kind of music?

Hip-hop.

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V.gif Why couldnโ€™t the ghost see his parents?

Because they were trans-parents.

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