Updated: 12 May 2018 07:04. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks

Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
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V.gif What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasnโ€™t feeling well?

ANSWER: Hay fever.

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V.gif Whatโ€™s bigger than an elephant, but doesnโ€™t weigh anything?

His shadow.

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V.gif How does the Easter Bunny travel?

By hare-plane.

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V.gif Whatโ€™s brown and sneaks around the kitchen?

Mince spies.

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V.gif What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?

Will you be my Valen-twine?

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V.gif Call balance among girls and boys

If a girL has
baLance in her ceLL, then she
has a boy friend,

If a boy has baLance in his
ceLL, then he has no girL
friend.
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V.gif What type of diet did the snowman go on?

The Meltdown Diet.

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V.gif Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

His mummy.

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V.gif Where can you always find a peacock?

In the dictionary.

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V.gif Whatโ€™s easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

Trouble.

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V.gif This is why it is difficult for man to answer unknown call

A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u

Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…

Man : wtf….. :-P:-D
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V.gif What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?

โ€œWhy the long face?โ€

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V.gif Funny phone call

Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ?
He : Im your brother , Just wait till
i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my
brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
me reach the house
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V.gif How long should an elephantโ€™s legs be?

Long enough to reach the ground.

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