Updated: 12 May 2018 06:20. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?

Write on, good friend!

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V.gif What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?

Roll them back, of course!

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V.gif Who is Knocking?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wet.

Wet who?

Wet me in, it’s raining out here!

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V.gif What runs but never walks?

A hose.

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V.gif Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

Because it went back for seconds.

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V.gif What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: A pork chop.

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V.gif Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?

Because he had bad stable manners.

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V.gif How did the boy react when his turtle died?

He was shell-shocked.

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V.gif Why don’t animals eat clowns?

They taste funny!

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V.gif What is a kitten’s favorite dessert?

Answer: Mice cream.

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V.gif What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?

ANSWER: Hay fever.

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V.gif What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Fowl weather.

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V.gif What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

You mean a great dill to me.

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V.gif Which Budgie owns the cage?

Three budgies in a cage, one on the top perch, one on the middle and one on the bottom perch.

Which Budgie owns the cage?

The one on the bottom perch, the other two are on higher perches.
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V.gif What bird loves construction work?

Answer: A crane.

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