Updated: 12 May 2018 06:00. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Why was Santaโ€™s helper sad?

Because he had low elf-esteem.

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V.gif Best slogan by a boy on the occasion of world environment day

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โ€˜Save Earth,
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
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V.gif Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

Because it had ticks.

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V.gif What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: A pork chop.

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V.gif What do you call a left-handed dog?

A south paw.

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V.gif Where can you always find a peacock?

In the dictionary.

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V.gif Why couldnโ€™t the bicycle stand up?

Because it was two tired.

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V.gif Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Because all proper tea is theft!

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V.gif What is a witchโ€™s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

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V.gif What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?

The outside.

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V.gif What did the spoon say to the knife?

โ€œYouโ€™re so sharp!โ€

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V.gif Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

His mummy.

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V.gif Where do baby pens spend their day?

In their play pen.

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V.gif Why did the robber take a shower?

Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

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V.gif Whatโ€™s a frogโ€™s favorite game?

Hopscotch.

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