Updated: 12 May 2018 06:00. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

Strawberries.

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V.gif Why was Santa’s helper sad?

Because he had low elf-esteem.

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V.gif Read what cannibal says to another

Two cannibals are sitting around eating a clown. One clown says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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V.gif What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

Answer: The Head…

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V.gif Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog

A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't" The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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V.gif Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.

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V.gif Which is faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch a cold.

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V.gif How long should an elephant’s legs be?

Long enough to reach the ground.

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V.gif Facebook trues

I saw her fb and i adder her!

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I saw her outside and i deleted her: p
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V.gif What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?

The merry-go-round.

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V.gif What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

Cauliflower.

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V.gif Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

A leek.

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V.gif What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: A pork chop.

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V.gif Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Because it was two tired.

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V.gif Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

Because it went back for seconds.

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