Updated: 12 May 2018 05:54. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif How did the boy react when his turtle died?

He was shell-shocked.

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V.gif Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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V.gif What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?

The quarterback.

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V.gif Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

Because they peel!

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V.gif What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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V.gif What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?

The living room.

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V.gif Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?

Because they were trans-parents.

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V.gif What do you call a fly with no wings?

Answer: A walk.

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V.gif What did the circle say to the triangle?

I don’t see your point.

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V.gif What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: A pork chop.

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V.gif Read what cannibal says to another

Two cannibals are sitting around eating a clown. One clown says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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V.gif What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

A slipper.

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V.gif Why does the great wall of china comes in the 7 wonders of the world

May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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V.gif How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?

They use bear-conditioning.

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V.gif What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

Cauliflower.

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