Updated: 12 May 2018 06:01. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif How long should an elephant’s legs be?

Long enough to reach the ground.

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V.gif What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

Comet.

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V.gif Where do ghosts go for a swim?

The Dead Sea.

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V.gif What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Answer: Multipliers.

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V.gif Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Because all proper tea is theft!

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V.gif What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

Three Blind Mice.

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V.gif What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

Stop picking on me!

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V.gif What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fsh.

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V.gif What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

Answer: Football.

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V.gif First penis and brain guard

First penis guard in cricket was used in 1874!

And first helmet was used in 1974.

IT TOOK 100 yrs FOR MEN TO REALIZE THAT

BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT!
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V.gif What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Fowl weather.

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V.gif What has an eye, but cannot see?

A needle (or potato, tornado, hurricane, etc.).

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V.gif What do birds do on Halloween?

They go trick or tweeting.

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V.gif What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?

Will you be my Valen-twine?

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V.gif What is a kitten’s favorite dessert?

Answer: Mice cream.

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