Updated: 11 May 2018 12:20. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Why can’t skeletons play music?

Because they have no organs.

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V.gif This is why it is difficult for man to answer unknown call

A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u

Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…

Man : wtf….. :-P:-D
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V.gif What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

Answer: Football.

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V.gif How do monsters tell their fortunes?

They read their horror-scopes.

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V.gif Why don’t animals eat clowns?

They taste funny!

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V.gif What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

A title wave.

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V.gif Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

Because it had ticks.

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V.gif What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

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V.gif What do you call two birds in love?

Tweet-hearts.

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V.gif What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?

Roll them back, of course!

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V.gif What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

I love you a ton.

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V.gif Which Budgie owns the cage?

Three budgies in a cage, one on the top perch, one on the middle and one on the bottom perch.

Which Budgie owns the cage?

The one on the bottom perch, the other two are on higher perches.
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V.gif Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?

You should never press your luck!

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V.gif What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid

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V.gif What has four wheels and flies?

A trash truck.

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