Updated: 11 May 2018 12:24. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Sometime mistake is good, see this

If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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V.gif Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks

Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
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V.gif What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?

They can all do splits.

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V.gif What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Ice Scream.

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V.gif What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

You mean a great dill to me.

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V.gif What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?

Write on, good friend!

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V.gif Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was always on the deck.

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V.gif What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?

Snow.

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V.gif What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?

Will you be my Valen-twine?

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V.gif How long should an elephant’s legs be?

Long enough to reach the ground.

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V.gif Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?

Because they were trans-parents.

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V.gif Where do polar bears vote?

At the North Pole.

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V.gif How does the Easter Bunny travel?

By hare-plane.

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V.gif What bird loves construction work?

Answer: A crane.

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V.gif What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?

Twister.

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