Updated: 12 May 2018 06:47. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Why didnโ€™t the oven go to college?

Because it had a lot of degrees already.

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V.gif Why canโ€™t the elephant use the computer?

Because heโ€™s afraid of the mouse.

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V.gif What do you do if youโ€™re a fan of Draculaโ€™s?

You join his fang club.

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V.gif Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?

Because you canโ€™t pull his leg.

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V.gif Which bus crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

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V.gif Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

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V.gif Why was the turkey arrested?

It was suspected of fowl play.

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V.gif Which school supply is king of the classroom?

The ruler

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V.gif This is why they said lady is first

2 Lovers decided to suicide…!
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Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home…
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Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying

  1. Ladies First

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V.gif What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

He got 12 months.

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V.gif What time is it when you have a toothache?

Answer: Tooth Hurty.

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V.gif Whatโ€™s the smartest insect around?

The spelling bee.

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V.gif What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

Comet.

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V.gif Whatโ€™s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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V.gif What has two legs but canโ€™t walk?

A pair of pants.

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