Updated: 12 May 2018 06:40. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?

That’s nacho cheese.

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V.gif What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

Answer: Football.

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V.gif What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

Stop picking on me!

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V.gif News about the ice-­‐cream man?

Did you hear about the ice-­‐cream man, he was found dead in his ice-­‐cream van, covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-­‐and-­‐thousands? The police said that he had ?topped? himself.
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V.gif What did the owl say to his sweetheart?

Owl be yours.

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V.gif Why did the boy run around his bed?

He was trying to catch up on his sleep.

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V.gif Why are there fences around cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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V.gif Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

Because he was a pain in the neck.

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V.gif What's ET short for?

Because he's got little legs.

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V.gif What kind of table can you have for dinner?

A vege-table.

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V.gif What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?

The living room.

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V.gif BOY and GIRL In restaurant

BOY: do u luv me

GIRL: no

BOY: think again

GIRL: i told u No

BOY: waitr bring separate bills

GIRL:: -Ooh Baby I luv u.
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V.gif What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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V.gif Why can’t skeletons play music?

Because they have no organs.

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V.gif Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

A leek.

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