Updated: 12 May 2018 05:53. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

Answer: Meat.

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V.gif What bird loves construction work?

Answer: A crane.

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V.gif Why did the book join the police force?

He wanted to go undercover.

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V.gif What did the circle say to the triangle?

I don’t see your point.

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V.gif What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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V.gif Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright.

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V.gif What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

Let me count the ways I love you.

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V.gif What kind of music do mummies like best?

Answer: Wrap.

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V.gif What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Answer: Multipliers.

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V.gif Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?

To her broom.

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V.gif What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

A shampoodle.

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V.gif Where does the witch park her vehicle?

In the broom closet.

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V.gif What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

Strawberries.

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V.gif Which is faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch a cold.

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V.gif The Equation of Marriage

The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+
problems.
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