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Sokoine University of Agriculture My First Degree Graduation

Bachelor of Rural Development from October 2013 to November 25th 2016

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Posti nyingine

A How to develop ones Enterprising Tendencies?

At some point in an entrepreneurial career a person has to start developing experience and learning actively about what they do best and what they should learn to do better, and the sooner they start learning actively the sooner they start being enterprising.

soma zaidi kuhusu How to develop ones Enterprising Tendencies?

A Angalia anachokisema Madenge sasa

MWALIMU kaingia darasani na kusema. "Wanaojijua wajinga wasimame".

soma zaidi kuhusu Angalia anachokisema Madenge sasa

A Ziara za kushtukiza

Mimi Nimecheka sana
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soma zaidi kuhusu Ziara za kushtukiza

A Ukata wa January

UKATA WA JANUARY
Boss;- kwa nini umechelewa kazini
Juma;- kuna mtu njiani alidondosha elfu1
Boss;- ohhoh kwa hiyo ulikuwaunamsaidia kuitafuta
Juma;- hapana nilikuwa nimeikanyaga

soma zaidi kuhusu Ukata wa January

A Difference of men and women at their age

Women are fickle minded.At 18, they want handsome men.At 25, they want matured men.At 30, they want successful men.At 40, they want established men.At 50 ,they want faithful men.

soma zaidi kuhusu Difference of men and women at their age

A Angalia huyu jamaa anavyojiona msomi, huyu kamuotea, hapa amekwama

USIJIONE MJUAJI SAAAA…NA.
Jamaa kamaliza chuo anarudi nyumbani kwa wazee, kufika
nyumbani. kwa furaha waliopata wazazi, mama aliamua
kurosti kuku WAWILI(2) kwa ajili yao.
Mezani jamaa akataka kuwadhihirishia kuwa yeye ni msomi,
akawaambia "hawa kuku unaona wako wawili ila kwa kutumia
sheria za arthematic na geometric kuna kuku watatu mezani"
mama"hee embu tuoneshe mwanangu"
jamaa akachukua kuku ya kwanza akainua juu "ngapi?"
wazazi"moja" akainua wa pili "ngapi?" wazazi "mbili"
akawarudisha akisema"wazee wangu nadhani japo shule
hamkwenda ila mnajua moja+mbili=tatu so tuna kuku watatu
mezani"
baba"mmh kweli mwanangu umesoma. SASA TUFANYE IVI
MIMI NACHUKUA KUKU MOJA NA MAMA YAKO WA PILI WE
UTAKULA UYO WA TATU ULIYOSEMA"

soma zaidi kuhusu Angalia huyu jamaa anavyojiona msomi, huyu kamuotea, hapa amekwama

A Nipishe huko

Demu: Hny mambo jamani!
Man: Safi nipe habari wangu wa moyo
Demu:Wafanya kazi gani vile wangu?
Man: Ni fundi wa kufunga ATM
Demu: Wow dont tel me i love you myn mwa mwa mwaaaaah
Man: Mbona wafurahia?
Demu: Nami natamani kuja kufanya kazi za kibenki.
Man: Itakua poa sana nami natamani pia
Demu: Hee si umesema wafanya kazi ya kufunga ATM?
Man: Hukunielewa mie ninafunga mashine na za kunulia condom kwenye bar
Demu: nipishe huko

soma zaidi kuhusu Nipishe huko

A Angalia nilichomfanyia huyu mwizi

Et jana usiku mwiz kavunja mlango kwangu
akaanza kutafuta kitu kila kona ikabid
na mie niamke namuuliza unatafuta nini ananijibu hela ndipo nilipoanza na mie kutafuta nae
maana hta hela ya kula Jana sikua
nayo alichoka zaid nilipomuliza una uhakika uliweka humu?

soma zaidi kuhusu Angalia nilichomfanyia huyu mwizi
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A Cheka kidogo, angalia anachosema huyu mchaga

Mchaga baada ya kufa akaulizwa na malaika anayetoa roho: Mangi hapa ni njiapanda kulia ni Mbinguni na kushoto ni Jehanamu, Je unachagua kwenda wapi?

soma zaidi kuhusu Cheka kidogo, angalia anachosema huyu mchaga

A Cheka na methali

1.Simba mwendapole =Huyo ni Sharobaro
2.Asiyefunzwa na Mamae= Ujue Mama hajapitia Ualimu
3.Zimwi likujualo= Lilikuona Sehemu.
4.Chelewa Chelewa= Ukizikusanya utapata Ufagio.
5.Hakuna Masika= Wakati wa Kiangazi.
6.Mpanda Ngazi= Asiwe Mwoga kuanguka
7.Dua la kuku=
Bismilah rahman rahim
11.Penye wengi= Pana Ajali au Tukio
12.Ukiona vyaelea= Ujue ni vyepesi.
13.Mwenye nguvu= amekula ugal wa dona(…..)

soma zaidi kuhusu Cheka na methali

A ENTREPRENEURSHIP THEORIES AND MODELS

Recent studies suggest a multitude of entrepreneurial influences, grounded on a number of theoretical paradigms. As a starting point, entrepreneurial outcomes are viewed as lying along a continuum which separates low and high performances in entrepreneurship, which are then envisioned to be associated with high and low barriers.

soma zaidi kuhusu ENTREPRENEURSHIP THEORIES AND MODELS

A BUSINESS FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT PLAN

Sound financial management is one of the best ways for your business to remain profitable and solvent. How well you manage the finances of your business is the cornerstone of every successful business venture. Each year thousands of potentially successful businesses fail because of poor financial management. As a business owner, you will need to identify and implement policies that will lead to and ensure that you will meet your financial obligations.

soma zaidi kuhusu BUSINESS FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT PLAN

A Wanaume tushirikiane ktk Sala dhidi ya wanawake

WANAUME TUSHIRIKI KATIKA SALA HII DHIDI YA WANAWAKE!
1. Atakua na simu yake mpo nyumbani dakika hiyo anakwambia umbip hajui kaiweka wapi.
Tuhurumie Baba
2. Ana Nguo zimejaa makabati mawili lakini hajui avae nini ukimwambia mtoke.!
Baba, ni magumu kwetu mambo haya.
3. Anakasirika ukikosa kumtumia text ya good night lakini yeye akikosa wewe inabidi uwe muelewa.!
Tuwaeleweje, Baba?
4. Ana viatu zaidi ya pea 50 lakini hana viatu vya kuvaa vya kwenda ibadani.
Mungu uwasamehe
5. Akianza kuvaa saa moja atamaliza saa tano muda wote inabidi umsubiri tu.
Si kupenda kwao Baba ila nasi yanatushinda Bwana
6. Akienda saloon anakaa kuanzia asubuhi mpaka jioni na huna budi kumsubiri na usilalamike.
Mungu wetu, tupe moyo wa kuyahimili haya
7. Ana mafuta tofauti ya kujipaka mikono, shingo, kisogo, miguu, mpaka kisigino!
Ee Mungu ni Wewe uyajuaye mateso tuyapitiayo Baba
8. Mnaachana asubuhi akiwa na furaha,na ukirudi jioni amenuna hataki hata kukusalamia na ukiuliza tu balaa.
Tupe uvumilivu ee Bwana!
9. Anajaribu ku match nguo na hereni na akiona hazifanani abadili nguo sababu tu ya hereni.
Teremka uwashike mikono yao baba..
10. Mkitembea barabarani inabidi ukae upande wa barabara eti wewe ni Mwanaume ukigongwa na Gari haina noma.
Eeh baba tuepushe na Hiki kikombe ulisema hawa ni wasaidizi wetu lakini tumekuja kuwa wafanyakazi wao.
Amina..

soma zaidi kuhusu Wanaume tushirikiane ktk Sala dhidi ya wanawake

A Kitu ambacho mabinti wanatakiwa kushtuka

Ambacho mabinti wanatakiwa kustuka , ni kwamba wengi wataolewa na bodaboda, wafanya biashara, ukibahatika mwanasiasa, kwa sababu wasomi hawana ajira, hivyo atakwambia nisubiri nipate kazi , utazeeka unamsubiri

soma zaidi kuhusu Kitu ambacho mabinti wanatakiwa kushtuka

A Huyu mke ni shida! Angalia anachokisema sasa

Jamaa kwa kuchoshwa na tabia ya mkewe iliyobadilika ghafla akaamua kumpleka kwa Padre ili amuelezee nini tatizo mambo yakawa hivi:

soma zaidi kuhusu Huyu mke ni shida! Angalia anachokisema sasa

A Ushauri wa bure kwa wakaka na wadada

*_Kwa wale wadada πŸ’πŸΏπŸ’πŸΏ ambao msione mkaka kasimama madhabahuni anahubiri, mmeshampenda…_*
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*_Kwenye NDOA hakuna πŸ™…πŸΏπŸ™…πŸΏ kuhubiriana, na kama kupo ni robo ya robo ya NDOA, badili MTAZAMO πŸ€”πŸ€”_*

soma zaidi kuhusu Ushauri wa bure kwa wakaka na wadada

A Cheki huyu mwanamke anavyomkomoa mme wake baada ya kumsaliti

MKE: Mbona unanukia pafyumu ya kike?
MUME: Yaa kuna mwanamke tulikuwa tumeminyana ndani ya daladala
MKE: Na lipstiki kwenye shati?
MUME: Tulikumbatiana na wageni toka Zambia walitembelea ofisi yetu
MKE: Na ile kondom iliyotumika kwenye mfuko wa suruali?
MUME: Bwana ee acha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi
MKE: Lazima niulize mie huwa nahakikisha nimeacha kila kitu hukohuko ndio narudi nyumbani
MUME: Umesema nini wewe?
MKE: Bwana ee acha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

soma zaidi kuhusu Cheki huyu mwanamke anavyomkomoa mme wake baada ya kumsaliti

A Basic General Enterprising Tendencies (GETs)

β€’ Believe they can act on or interact with their environment
β€’ Are sensitive to opportunities and needs
β€’ Can set goals and make plans to realize ideas
β€’ Are pre-disposed to persevere, be self-reliant and maintain their motivation
β€’ Take calculated risks to facilitate the implementation of plans

soma zaidi kuhusu Basic General Enterprising Tendencies (GETs)

A Ujumbe kwa wakina dada

Wasichana 2 waliwasili kwenye Kikao huku wamevaa nguo ambazo zilikuwa zikionyesha miili yao.

soma zaidi kuhusu Ujumbe kwa wakina dada
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