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Posti nyingine

A Huyu kashauzwa!!

Jamaa alionekana Mnyooooonge sana ikabidi mpita njia amuulize…

soma zaidi kuhusu Huyu kashauzwa!!

A Wakaka hili lenu sasa!

Wakaka acheni ujinga, ukitaka dem wa peke yako mgharamie nakwambia wanawake asilimia kubwa hukumbuka fadhila za mtu anayemgharamikia kuliko wanaume zao, usidanganyike hakuna mwanamke asiyependa kuhongwa, kuna wanawake natural hawawezi kuomba, ila anakua anataka ujiongeze, sasa kama ww ni wale ambao akikwambia "baby kifurushi kimekata" unajibu "basi mumy pls ukiweka nicheki" umekwisha, anakueleza shida zake unasema "mpnz vumilia nakuombea upate kazi" kaka umeisha, ujue ulivokata simu umefatiwa na bonge la msonyo ka sio tusi, yani ww kama ni wale wa baby mwezi huu mambo yangu hayako sawa, nakuapia unagongewa, unamuona dem wako kasuka, kapendeza na hana kazi umekazana byb umependeza, we fala ujue mume mwenzio kaweka nguvu. so anapokua anatoa calendar za kukuona tulizana, service inakua kwa anayehudumia….hakuna dem wa siku hizi anayetaka kuambiwa nakupenda jumapili mpaka jumapili we mhonge tu uone heshima. foward kwa wakaka wote, inauma ila ndo ukweli.

soma zaidi kuhusu Wakaka hili lenu sasa!

A Madhara ya kuitumia plastiki kwa kuwekea chakula

Kuna hawa ndg zangu wanachemsha mihogo kisha wanaifunikia nailon ili ilainike vzr. Wengine huhifadhi ugali ktk mifuko ya plastic na kuitumbukiza kwenye maji moto ili ugali usipoe, wengine huchemsha supu ya kichwa cha ng'ombe ule ubongo wanautia ktk mifuko ya plastic na kuuchemsha ktk supu hiyo hiyo hadi unaiva ukiwa ndani ya plastic na plastic ndani ya supu. Je, hizi plastic madhara yake kitaalamu yakoje?

soma zaidi kuhusu Madhara ya kuitumia plastiki kwa kuwekea chakula

A Breaking news

Breaking news πŸ’₯
Watu wasiojulikana wamevamia jengo lisilojulikana na
Kufanya tukio lisilo julikana na kukimbiliaπŸƒπŸΏ kusiko julikana na mpaka sasa hakuna kinachojulikana na mimi sijui ninachosema πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

soma zaidi kuhusu Breaking news

A Angalia kilichotokea baada ya dogo kupewa ada na kuitumia kubeti

Dogo kampigia simu baba yake;
DOGO: Baba katika zile shilingi laki mbili ulizonipa
nikalipe ada nimetumia shilingi alfu 30 kubeti
BABA : Unasema nini we mpumbavu mshenzi
mkubwa? Nimekukanya mara ngapi kuhusu kubeti?
DOGO : Lakini baba
BABA : Lakini baba nini ngoja urudi utaona
ntakachofanya.
DOGO : Nilitaka kukwambia kuwa nimeshinda
shilingi milioni 3
BABA : Ndio hayo ninayosema wewe mpumbavu
sana kwanini hukutumia laki nzima kubeti? Si
ungepata pesa nyingi zaidi? Ngoja urudi niwataarifu
ndugu zako kuhusu uulivyo na akili za kuamua
haraka mwanangu mpenzi…

soma zaidi kuhusu Angalia kilichotokea baada ya dogo kupewa ada na kuitumia kubeti

A Huyu mama kazidi sasa

*Eti kuna mkaka alitembelewa na mama yake mzazi. Wakiwa sebuleni yeye, mama na mke wake, mke wake akaanza kuonekana tofauti kama vile anajiskia vibaya. Akaenda chumbani. Baada ya muda mfupi yule mkaka akamfuata. Wakakaa sana huko kisha mkaka akarudi sebuleni kuendelea kuongea na mama yake. Lakini zipu ya suruali yake ilikuwa wazi. Mama akamuuliza, mkeo anaendeleaje? Akamuambia, anajisikia vzr sasa. Nimempa panadol. Mama akatabasamu na kumwambia mwanaye, sawa. Lakini siku nyingine ukishatoa panadol ukumbuke kufunga pharmacy*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

soma zaidi kuhusu Huyu mama kazidi sasa

A Omba omba sio barabarani tuu

Boy:- baby ivi nikifa utakuja msibani? Girl:-ntakuja ukinitumia nauli. Hapo ndo unagundua kuwa sio kila omba omba yuko barabarani. πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€”

soma zaidi kuhusu Omba omba sio barabarani tuu

A A lesson from ATM 🏧 machine

Yesterday I was at the ATM to get some cash because I dearly needed money.

soma zaidi kuhusu A lesson from ATM 🏧 machine

A How to bring people around you

Begin with praise and honest appreciation. Call attention to peoples mistakes indirectly. Talk about your own mistakes before criticizing the other person. Ask questions instead of giving direct orders. Praise the slightest improvement and praise every improvement. Let the other man save his face. Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to. Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct. Make the other person happy about doing the thing you suggest.

soma zaidi kuhusu How to bring people around you

A Nini kinachokufanya udhani utashindwa sasa

Kwa mujibu wa Biologia, baada ya tendo la kukutana kimwili takribani mbegu milioni 200 hadi 300 hutolewa na mwanaume…halafu zote huanza kupiga mbizi kuogelea kwenye njia safarini kukutana na yai la kike.

soma zaidi kuhusu Nini kinachokufanya udhani utashindwa sasa
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Posti za sasa

A Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake cheki kilichomkuta

Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake…. Alikuwa anasubiri mjomba na mkewe walale tu halafu ananyata mdogo mdogo mpaka chumbani kwa binamu yake. Siku moja umeme ulikuwa umekatika ikabidi aamue kuvua nguo kabisachumbani kwake…. Akanyata taratibua akafungua mlango akazama chumbani kwa mjomba ake bila kujua, ghafla umeme ukarudi… MJOMBA; we mshenzi umefata nini chumbani kwangu tena uko uchi JAMAA; nimekuja kukuaga kesho naondoka MJOMBA; ndo uje uchi? JAMAA; ndio kwasababu nimeshapaki kila kitu kwenye begi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

soma zaidi kuhusu Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake cheki kilichomkuta

A Jinsi ya kuepuka kunuka mdomo

JINSI YA KUEPUKA KUNUKA MDOMO
MUUNGWANA BLOG / 3 hours ago

soma zaidi kuhusu Jinsi ya kuepuka kunuka mdomo

A Huyu kashauzwa!!

Jamaa alionekana Mnyooooonge sana ikabidi mpita njia amuulize…

soma zaidi kuhusu Huyu kashauzwa!!

A Jaribu kufikiria haya

1. Uelekeo ni muhimu kuliko kasi. Ni heri kwenda taratibu katika Uelekeo sahihi, kuliko kwenda kwa kasi katika Uelekeo usio sahihi.

soma zaidi kuhusu Jaribu kufikiria haya

A Jamaa safarini, gari likamharibikia kijijini akaomba hifadhi akakaribishwa, baada ya kuoga na kula ikawa hivi...!!

MZEE:"sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?"
MKE:"saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi."
jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku
JAMAA:"msipate tabu mi ntalala hapa kwenye kochi" akalala
asubh wanakunywa chai akaibuka mrembo,jamaa akapigwa bumbuwazi almanusra ajimwagie chai.
BINTI:"Naitwa BEBI,we unaitwa nani?"
Jamaa akasema mimi naitwa Fara…..!

soma zaidi kuhusu Jamaa safarini, gari likamharibikia kijijini akaomba hifadhi akakaribishwa, baada ya kuoga na kula ikawa hivi...!!

A Vichekesho kumi bora vya leo vya kuvunja mbavu

1. Maswali haya je una majibi? JIBU KISHA NITUMIE MAJIBU![mtihani wa maarifa ya dunia]
1. Kama hela haioti kwny miti, kwnn bank zina matawi?
2. Kwnn gundi haigandi kwenye chupa yake?
3. Kama tunatakiwa tusi-drive wkt tumekunywa, kwnn bar kuna parking?
4. Kama neno abbreviation linamaanisha ufupisho, kwnn lenyewe ni refu hvo?
5. Kama tunatakiwa kufanya sex ndani ya ndoa 2, kwnn tunabalehe kabla ya kufunga ndoa? Kazi kwako…

soma zaidi kuhusu Vichekesho kumi bora vya leo vya kuvunja mbavu

A USIKOSE: Hadithi inayogusa

Mtoto alifanya maamuzi ya kumpeleka baba yake ambaye alikuwa Mzee sana kwenye Makazi Maalum ya kulelea wazee ya Kanisa Katoliki iliyokuwa CHINI ya uratibu wa Padre. Alifanya hivyo Baada ya kushauriwa Na mkewe aliyekuwa akiona Ni kero kumlea baba Mkwe wake nyumbani kwao.

soma zaidi kuhusu USIKOSE: Hadithi inayogusa

A Ungekua wewe ndio boss wa huyu jamaa ungempa kazi? Ungemjibu nini?

*Boss*:-kijana unataka nini ndani ya ofisi zangu?
*Jamaa*:-Samahani naomba kazi ya ulinzi ndugu.
*Boss*:-umesoma mpaka wapi?
*Jamaa*:-mpaka form four.
*Boss*:-unajua kingereza?
*Jamaa*:-kwani hao wezi wanakuja na wazungu???.
πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

soma zaidi kuhusu Ungekua wewe ndio boss wa huyu jamaa ungempa kazi? Ungemjibu nini?

A Where you wait for the bus 🚌 doesn't matter but your relationship with driver does

There's an old story of the boy who stood on a sidewalk, waiting for a bus. A man walking by spotted the boy and gave him some gentle instruction. "Son," he said, "if you're waiting for the bus you need to move to the street corner. That's where the bus stops for passengers."

soma zaidi kuhusu Where you wait for the bus 🚌 doesn't matter but your relationship with driver does
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