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dancing-rose.gif A special moment at Bazezane Hostel July 2016

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dancing-rose.gif On Beautiful flowers

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dancing-rose.gif My Young Sister Clara (Gift)

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A Angalia huyu mgonjwa

Mngojwa: daktari Nina tatizo la kusahausahau kila dakika.

soma zaidi kuhusu Angalia huyu mgonjwa

A Stori ya lily

[11:24, 18/02/2015] Grace Ngehula: fungue geti atakuja kukufungulia yeye,
[17:09, 02/02/2015] Lily .CPA: Tumejenga nyumba ya ghorofa basi ile naingia naongea na mlinzi kumbe yuko ghorofan ananiangalia atu mie sikumuona maaan niusiku na amekaa kwenye kono, badae ndio kaka akaniambia umeona anavyokuangalia yule kule juu, ndio nikamuona, alipoona nimemuona tu akarudi ndani
naingia seblen tu nae aanshuka ngazi, akanifanta akanikumbatia akasema nikupokeee hand bag, kisha twende dining kuna gift yako tukaenda hadi dining, nikakuta kuna keki, akamuita dada aandae sahani alete cha champagine, basi nikajikausha kama sio mie nikafutrahi ili awe na Amani, nikashangaa mbona hasira nilizoambiwa anazo sizioni tena basi tukakata keki tukala, akaniiimbia wote na kina dada na kaka wa mlangoni kisha wakasambaa, tukapanda juu kulala, ile nafika juu tu akaniambia nina gift yako ingine,, njoo tukae hapa tuongee kidog nikupatie zawad, tukae sebule ya juu, ambayo inatazamana na chumba chetu, niakmwambia nisubiri basi nakuja,
[17:10, 02/02/2015] Lily .CPA: Bas niliiingia ndani nikachkua simu nikamusms kelvin asinipigie maan nimefika nyumbani, hakujibu chochote kile, basi nilitoka nje nikaakaa seblen na tauro langu, mme wangu akasema mbona hukuniaga ulipoenda na sio kawaida yako??? Akasema mbona hukuniambia wakati huwa unaaga, nikamwambia mgonjwa alizidiwa nikachanganyikiwa akasmea
, KUWA MAKINI NA HAYO UNAYOTAKA KUYAFANYA, akanifata akaniambia nakupenda sana, jitahidi uniheshimu, usiniumize,niksema sawa, akaniambia, chukuwa zawadi yako pale kwenye kikabati cha vitabu nikaenda nikakuta simu nzuriiii ya HTC ONE rangi ya gold, Niliruka sanaaaa sana nikamkumbatia, akafurahi akaniambia basi anitie pale seblen sikujivunga nafuraha ya simu nikampaila kuna kitu alihisi, maana aliponitia tu akaniangalia usoni, mboo ililala, hakukojoa kabisa, akanitazma usoni akaniuliza unaenjoy nikasem yes, you? Aksem me too ila nashangaa kwanini mboo imelala, hasimami
[21:36, 02/02/2015] Lily .CPA: An airline introduced a special
package for business men. Buy your ticket and your wife travels free.
After great success, the
company sent letters to all the wives asking how their trips went.
All of them gave the same reply: " Which Trip??????"

soma zaidi kuhusu Stori ya lily

A Huyu ndo mwanamke

HUYU NDO MWANAMKE
Akikuta PESA wakati anafua atapiga kimya kimya, sasa ngoja akute umeacha CONDOM ndo utajua kama umeoa KIPAZA SAUTI πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

soma zaidi kuhusu Huyu ndo mwanamke

A Jifunze kitu kupitia kisa hiki cha boss na mwajiri wake

Duna Lawrence (78) ni raia wa Togo ambaye alijitosa kwenda nchini Ujerumani kutafuta maisha mwanzoni mwa miaka ya 80. Baada ya kufika huko, alipata kazi, akawa muaminifu kwa Bosi wake ili aweze kupata mafanikio.

soma zaidi kuhusu Jifunze kitu kupitia kisa hiki cha boss na mwajiri wake

A Acha usumbufu...

UNAMNG'ANG'ANIZA MPENZI WAKO AKUWEKE KWNY PROFILE PICHA MLOPIGA PAMOJA

soma zaidi kuhusu Acha usumbufu...

A TAMAA MBAYA

Jamaa kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki yake:
JAMAA: Shem nakupenda!
MKE: Hebu toka hapa! Je rafiki
yako akijua? tena koma!
JAMAA: Ntakupa milioni 1!
MKE: Basi njoo kesho mchana
mume wangu akiwa kazini!
Kesho yake Jamaa kaja
na milioni 1 wakamalizana na mke wa rafki yake,
jioni ilipofika
Mume akarudi home na
kumuuliza Mkewe, "Rafki yangu SAM kaleta hela yangu milioni 1?"
MKE akajibu kwa unyonge, "Ndio!"
MUME: Yes! Ndio maana nampenda SAM kanikopa asubuhi jioni karejesha!!!!
Mke hoi mzgo umeliwa bure……

soma zaidi kuhusu TAMAA MBAYA

A Heart touching story

<HEART TOUCHING STORY>
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A boy and a girl Loved each other very much.
Unfortunately the Girl Died..
The Boy was So Upset and he couldn’t Stop his
Tears.
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He kept on Crying Day and Night.. Many People
gave him Sympathy,
but no Argument could Stop His Tears.
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One Night He Slept and had a Dream;
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He saw the Girl in Heaven with so many Girls of
Her age.
He felt Relaxed.. But He Noticed that every Girl
was in Fairy Dress;
and had a Lightened Candle in their Hands, but
his GF had a Candle which was not.Lightened..!
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He asked Her:
β€œWhy is Your Candle not Lightened?” She Replied:
β€œWhenever I lighten My Candle;
Your Tears fall on it..!
Please Stop Crying…
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PRAYER !! !! !!
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TODAY I PROPHECIES THAT YOU WILL NEVER
LOOSE ANYONE YOU LOVE ON EARTH
PREMATURELY.
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soma zaidi kuhusu Heart touching story

A Umeiona hii!!

Asilimia 76% Ya Wasichana Kila Ukiwatongoza Wanakwambia Wapo In relationship SAWA ATUKATAI…

soma zaidi kuhusu Umeiona hii!!

A SHAIRI: Kama mnataka mali, mtaipata shambani.

1. Karudi baba mmoja,
toka safari ya mbali,
Kavimba yote mapaja,
na kutetemeka mwili,
Watoto wake wakaja,
ili kumtaka hali,
Wakataka na kauli iwafae maishani.

soma zaidi kuhusu SHAIRI: Kama mnataka mali, mtaipata shambani.

A STORY: King and young boys

An aging King realized that if he died he has no one to take over the throne. He decided to adopt a son.

soma zaidi kuhusu STORY: King and young boys

A Tips of being yourself

Who Are You? There's no possible way you can be yourself without knowing who you really are. You pretend to idolize football player David Beckham because your neighbor does and you want to gain his approval. Soon enough you will realize that you don't know what interests you because you've been whiling away time with what least interests you. Understand yourself, figure out where your deepest passion lies and be proud of your qualities. Contemplate your life and the choices you've made. Take personality tests and you will eventually disentangle the buried mesh of what had been your true interests and hobbies all along! Accept it with pride! Forget The World! So what if the person besides you passed a nasty comment on your outfit. As long as you're comfortable, does it really make a difference to your welfare? Or do you hesitate to raise your hand in class to ask the question that's persistently been pestering you simply because you fear your classmates might find it silly and doubt your intelligence. Why is their opinion even worth it? You should feel stupid for putting their opinions before your clarity on the subject! Forget the world, live your life and be yourself. Happiness will be right behind you! Breathe & Be Honest Why do you want to live through the rest of your life safeguarding your sticky web of lies? Life is never rosy for anybody. Maybe at the beginning, you might not be as fortunate as certain other coveted beings. Nevertheless, if you hold your breath and take each day as it comes, life's delicate balance will soon manifest itself. There is no good reason to be ashamed of who you are. Whether it's a physical or mental shortcoming, the most trusted way to overcoming it is by acknowledging it with courage. We are all blighted with flaws and by hiding them, we are only adding to that list! Express Your Individuality The moment self-confidence is on your side, a beautiful and unique personality will blossom! Standing out isn't easy but it usually comes from within. It might be a skill, or a manner of speaking or infectious charisma. Build up on a character that singles you out from everybody in your planet. Be yourself. Even oddly colored slippers might accentuate your eccentric character after which you might garner admiration from different sides. Don't be a prototype, be a proud unique individual. Believe In Yourself Take off that hideous mask and unleash the beauty hidden underneath its eternal ugliness! If you try to be what you're not, you're going to be unhappy through the remainder of your fake life. Thrive on solitude, engage in soul searching and you will soon be well acquainted with your new best friend- The Real You. Life will soon turn into a elongated party interspersed with memorable episodes of sadness, joy, laughter, bitterness and all the emotions experienced in the life that is worth living!

soma zaidi kuhusu Tips of being yourself

A Mathematicians view of life

Mathematicians say LIFE is like a line segment drawn from point B to point D.

soma zaidi kuhusu Mathematicians view of life
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Posti za sasa

A Forms of Business Structure

There are several legal forms to choose from when selecting the best means of structuring your business. Carefully considering the various options before start may save time and money later. There are several forms of business structures including:

soma zaidi kuhusu Forms of Business Structure

A HADITHI: Maisha ya ndoa

Baada ya kumaliza sherehe ya ndoa yao, mama wa bibi harusi alimpa binti yake notebook yenye namba mpya ya Akaunti ya benki ikiwa na kiasi cha shilingi laki tatu.

soma zaidi kuhusu HADITHI: Maisha ya ndoa

A Cheki huyu mtoto anachosema

_*sijui hili toto langu nilipeleke wapi, Leo limetoka shule eti nikaliuliza BIBILIA kwa kingereza inaitwaje likaniambia*_ *GRANDMOTHER CRY*😠😠😠 _*sijui nikabadilishane na kijiko cha chumvi*_ πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

soma zaidi kuhusu Cheki huyu mtoto anachosema

A Huyu panya wa tatu ni noma

πŸ€ πŸ€ πŸ€ Panya watatu walikua wakibishana nani Ni noma zaidi

soma zaidi kuhusu Huyu panya wa tatu ni noma

A Wosia wa mama kwa binti anayeolewa

Wanauliza uko wapi wosia wa mama kwa bintie
anaeolewa? Huu hapa!
Binti yangu, hivi sasa wewe ni mke wa mtu na
karibuni utakuwa mama pia. Mungu amenibariki
nishuhudie jinsi nilivyokufunza kupika na kufanya
shughuli nyingine za nyumbani.
Nilikufundisha jinsi ya kuheshimu mume, na
kutokuwa na hasira zisizo na msingi. Lakini kama
utafanya vinginevyo, hutakuwa binti yangu
niliyekuzaa bali mwanamke mwenzangu.
Binti yangu, unamuona mumeo? Ni gentlemen
haswa! Ila usichukulie faida ya yeye kuwa
gentlemen kumletea mizengwe. Usilete ujinga
dhidi yake. Mwanangu unaona hili kovu kwenye
paji langu la uso? Baba yako ndio alinips hili
kovu.
Alinivumilia muda mwingi sana, ila siku moja
from nowhere nilimuudhi tena, najua halikuwa
lengo lake ila hasira zilimfika hapa akanipiga
mara moja na kunumiza.
Mamii, Wanaume wanachukia pale
unapomwambia "HUWEZI". Anajua anaweza
akafanya zaidi ya hapo lakini anafanya hivyo
kukulinda asikuumize. Binti yangu pale
kutakapokuwepo na kutouelewana, jaribu kunywa
maji, huwezi ukaongea huku maji yapo mdomoni.
Sasa una familia mbili. Una bahati sana mamii,
Vumilia na heshimu familia yako kama ulivyokua
ukifanya hapa. Jifunze kuwakarimu watoto wa
majirani zako, na karibuni watoto wako
wataizunguka meza yenu kwa upendo mkila
pamoja chakula kwa furaha.
Unaliona lile hotpot langu kubwa? Nililinunua
wakati bado sina hata mtoto mmoja, kabla ya
kuwazaa ninyi. Lakini mara kadhaa nilipika
chakula na kulijaza na kula pamoja na watoto
wasio na pa kula.
Jifunze kuwa mkarimu, wakarimu wageni walau
hata kwa maji ya kunywa. Usinyanyapae wageni,
usidharau ndugu wa mumeo bali walete kwa
pamoja. Jifunze ku appreciate jitihada ndogo
zinazofanyika na karibuni watajifunza mengi
kutoka kwako na watakupenda.
Leo umevaa shela la harusi, na unaonekana ni
mzuri haswa lakini kuna gauni jingine utalivaa
tena kwa miezi tisa! Gauni la ujauzito. Nami
nililivaa pia.
Pale kutakapokuwa na kutokuelewana, usirudi
hapa nyumbani. Msuluhishe wenyewe huko huko
na jenga nyumba yenye furaha. Nilijenga yangu
na baba yako amekuwa akifurahia mpa

soma zaidi kuhusu Wosia wa mama kwa binti anayeolewa

A Hapo sasa patamu!!

Siku ya kwanza
MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?.
MKE: Salama tu
MUME: Uko wapi?
MKE: Jamani si niko nyumbani
MUME: Mhh kama kweli uko nyumbani washa blender nisikie…..mkeΒ­ akawasha blender
MKE: Umesikia?
MUME: Okay haya mi natoka kazini naja

soma zaidi kuhusu Hapo sasa patamu!!

A Jinsi ya kulima bamia inavyotakiwa

Bamia ni zao linalolimwa sana nchi za joto. Zipo aina nyingi za bamia, aina zile za kiasili nazo hutofautiana kulingana na eneo moja na lingine. Bamia huliwa kama matunda au hupikwa kama mboga pamoja na nyama, samaki au mboga nyingine.

soma zaidi kuhusu Jinsi ya kulima bamia inavyotakiwa

A Leo tujifunze lugha yetu ya Kiswahili

Leo tujifunze lugha teule ya Kiswahili.
1. password- Nywila.
2. juice - sharubati.
3. chips - vibanzi.
4. PhD - uzamifu.
5. Masters - uzamili.
6. Degree - shahada.
7. Diploma - stashahada.
8. Certificate - Astashahada.
9. keyboard - kicharazio.
10. scanner - mdaki.
11. Flash disk - diski mweko.
12. Mouse - kiteuzi.
13. Floppy disk - diski tepetevu.
14. Computer virus - mtaliga.
15. Distillation- ukenekaji.
16. Evaporation - mvukizo.
17. Synthesis- uoanishaji.
18. Oesphagus- umio.
19. Green house - kivungulio.
20. Femur - fupaja.
21. Germ cell - selizazi.
22. Humus - mboji.
23. Nector - mbochi.
24. Nector - Ntwe.
25. Nutrients - virutubisho.
26. Appetizers - vihamuzi.
27. ATM - Kiotomotela.
28. Bussiness card - kadikazi.
29. scratch card - kadihela.
30. simcard - kadiwia/mkamimo.
31. memory card - kadi sakima.
32. micro wave - Tanuri ya miale.
33. Laptop - kipakatarishi.
34. power saw - msumeno oto.
35. Duplicating machine - kirudufu.
36. photocopier- kinukuzi.
37. cocktail party - Tafrija mchapulo.
38.Air conditioner- Kiyoyozi.
39. lift- kambarau

soma zaidi kuhusu Leo tujifunze lugha yetu ya Kiswahili

A Jinsi ya kupika Keki Ya Maboga

Unga wa ngano vikombe vikubwa 3
Boga lililopondwa kikombe 1
Baking powder vijiko vidogo
Sukari kikombe kikubwa 1
Blue band kikombe Β½
Vanilla kijiko kidogo 1
Mayai 2
Maji kiasi/ maziwa
(kama nilazima)

soma zaidi kuhusu Jinsi ya kupika Keki Ya Maboga
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