Mngojwa: daktari Nina tatizo la kusahausahau kila dakika.
[11:24, 18/02/2015] Grace Ngehula: fungue geti atakuja kukufungulia yeye,
[17:09, 02/02/2015] Lily .CPA: Tumejenga nyumba ya ghorofa basi ile naingia naongea na mlinzi kumbe yuko ghorofan ananiangalia atu mie sikumuona maaan niusiku na amekaa kwenye kono, badae ndio kaka akaniambia umeona anavyokuangalia yule kule juu, ndio nikamuona, alipoona nimemuona tu akarudi ndani naingia seblen tu nae aanshuka ngazi, akanifanta akanikumbatia akasema nikupokeee hand bag, kisha twende dining kuna gift yako tukaenda hadi dining, nikakuta kuna keki, akamuita dada aandae sahani alete cha champagine, basi nikajikausha kama sio mie nikafutrahi ili awe na Amani, nikashangaa mbona hasira nilizoambiwa anazo sizioni tena basi tukakata keki tukala, akaniiimbia wote na kina dada na kaka wa mlangoni kisha wakasambaa, tukapanda juu kulala, ile nafika juu tu akaniambia nina gift yako ingine,, njoo tukae hapa tuongee kidog nikupatie zawad, tukae sebule ya juu, ambayo inatazamana na chumba chetu, niakmwambia nisubiri basi nakuja,
[17:10, 02/02/2015] Lily .CPA: Bas niliiingia ndani nikachkua simu nikamusms kelvin asinipigie maan nimefika nyumbani, hakujibu chochote kile, basi nilitoka nje nikaakaa seblen na tauro langu, mme wangu akasema mbona hukuniaga ulipoenda na sio kawaida yako??? Akasema mbona hukuniambia wakati huwa unaaga, nikamwambia mgonjwa alizidiwa nikachanganyikiwa akasmea, KUWA MAKINI NA HAYO UNAYOTAKA KUYAFANYA, akanifata akaniambia nakupenda sana, jitahidi uniheshimu, usiniumize,niksema sawa, akaniambia, chukuwa zawadi yako pale kwenye kikabati cha vitabu nikaenda nikakuta simu nzuriiii ya HTC ONE rangi ya gold, Niliruka sanaaaa sana nikamkumbatia, akafurahi akaniambia basi anitie pale seblen sikujivunga nafuraha ya simu nikampaila kuna kitu alihisi, maana aliponitia tu akaniangalia usoni, mboo ililala, hakukojoa kabisa, akanitazma usoni akaniuliza unaenjoy nikasem yes, you? Aksem me too ila nashangaa kwanini mboo imelala, hasimami
[21:36, 02/02/2015] Lily .CPA: An airline introduced a special
package for business men. Buy your ticket and your wife travels free.
After great success, the
company sent letters to all the wives asking how their trips went.
All of them gave the same reply: " Which Trip??????"
HUYU NDO MWANAMKE
Akikuta PESA wakati anafua atapiga kimya kimya, sasa ngoja akute umeacha CONDOM ndo utajua kama umeoa KIPAZA SAUTI 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Duna Lawrence (78) ni raia wa Togo ambaye alijitosa kwenda nchini Ujerumani kutafuta maisha mwanzoni mwa miaka ya 80. Baada ya kufika huko, alipata kazi, akawa muaminifu kwa Bosi wake ili aweze kupata mafanikio.
UNAMNG'ANG'ANIZA MPENZI WAKO AKUWEKE KWNY PROFILE PICHA MLOPIGA PAMOJA
Jamaa kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki yake:
JAMAA: Shem nakupenda!
MKE: Hebu toka hapa! Je rafiki
yako akijua? tena koma!
JAMAA: Ntakupa milioni 1!
MKE: Basi njoo kesho mchana
mume wangu akiwa kazini!
Kesho yake Jamaa kaja
na milioni 1 wakamalizana na mke wa rafki yake,
Mume akarudi home na
kumuuliza Mkewe, "Rafki yangu SAM kaleta hela yangu milioni 1?"
MKE akajibu kwa unyonge, "Ndio!"
MUME: Yes! Ndio maana nampenda SAM kanikopa asubuhi jioni karejesha!!!!
Mke hoi mzgo umeliwa bure……
<HEART TOUCHING STORY>
A boy and a girl Loved each other very much.
Unfortunately the Girl Died..
The Boy was So Upset and he couldn’t Stop his
He kept on Crying Day and Night.. Many People
gave him Sympathy,
but no Argument could Stop His Tears.
One Night He Slept and had a Dream;
He saw the Girl in Heaven with so many Girls of
He felt Relaxed.. But He Noticed that every Girl
was in Fairy Dress;
and had a Lightened Candle in their Hands, but
his GF had a Candle which was not.Lightened..!
He asked Her:
“Why is Your Candle not Lightened?” She Replied:
“Whenever I lighten My Candle;
Your Tears fall on it..!
Please Stop Crying…
PRAYER !! !! !!
TODAY I PROPHECIES THAT YOU WILL NEVER
LOOSE ANYONE YOU LOVE ON EARTH
Asilimia 76% Ya Wasichana Kila Ukiwatongoza Wanakwambia Wapo In relationship SAWA ATUKATAI…
1. Karudi baba mmoja,
toka safari ya mbali,
Kavimba yote mapaja,
na kutetemeka mwili,
Watoto wake wakaja,
ili kumtaka hali,
Wakataka na kauli iwafae maishani.
MAKUNDI MANNE YA WATU DUNIANI
An aging King realized that if he died he has no one to take over the throne. He decided to adopt a son.
Who Are You? There's no possible way you can be yourself without knowing who you really are. You pretend to idolize football player David Beckham because your neighbor does and you want to gain his approval. Soon enough you will realize that you don't know what interests you because you've been whiling away time with what least interests you. Understand yourself, figure out where your deepest passion lies and be proud of your qualities. Contemplate your life and the choices you've made. Take personality tests and you will eventually disentangle the buried mesh of what had been your true interests and hobbies all along! Accept it with pride! Forget The World! So what if the person besides you passed a nasty comment on your outfit. As long as you're comfortable, does it really make a difference to your welfare? Or do you hesitate to raise your hand in class to ask the question that's persistently been pestering you simply because you fear your classmates might find it silly and doubt your intelligence. Why is their opinion even worth it? You should feel stupid for putting their opinions before your clarity on the subject! Forget the world, live your life and be yourself. Happiness will be right behind you! Breathe & Be Honest Why do you want to live through the rest of your life safeguarding your sticky web of lies? Life is never rosy for anybody. Maybe at the beginning, you might not be as fortunate as certain other coveted beings. Nevertheless, if you hold your breath and take each day as it comes, life's delicate balance will soon manifest itself. There is no good reason to be ashamed of who you are. Whether it's a physical or mental shortcoming, the most trusted way to overcoming it is by acknowledging it with courage. We are all blighted with flaws and by hiding them, we are only adding to that list! Express Your Individuality The moment self-confidence is on your side, a beautiful and unique personality will blossom! Standing out isn't easy but it usually comes from within. It might be a skill, or a manner of speaking or infectious charisma. Build up on a character that singles you out from everybody in your planet. Be yourself. Even oddly colored slippers might accentuate your eccentric character after which you might garner admiration from different sides. Don't be a prototype, be a proud unique individual. Believe In Yourself Take off that hideous mask and unleash the beauty hidden underneath its eternal ugliness! If you try to be what you're not, you're going to be unhappy through the remainder of your fake life. Thrive on solitude, engage in soul searching and you will soon be well acquainted with your new best friend- The Real You. Life will soon turn into a elongated party interspersed with memorable episodes of sadness, joy, laughter, bitterness and all the emotions experienced in the life that is worth living!
Mathematicians say LIFE is like a line segment drawn from point B to point D.