Mtoto:Baba nitumie pesa ya matumizi huku shuleni hali ni mbaya sana la sivyo najinyonga.
Baba: Huku nyumbani hali ni mbaya kuliko huko shuleni kwahiyo kama unajinyonga utapunguza Bajeti, kopa Kamba dukani kwa Mangi nitalipa nikija kuchukua Maiti yako, Mungu akulaze mahali pema peponi Mwanangu…..
Jamaa alikuwa anagombana na mkewe,hatimae
akamwambia kwa ukali
"Unajua nimechoka sasa, haya kusanya nguo
👇👇 Wakubwa nisahidieni.
👉 Sio kila EX ni EXPIRED, EX zingine ni EXAMPLE:
Ulimwengu huu tunaoishi Muogope sana Mpenzi
wa Zamani wa Mkeo kabla HUJAMUOA na
Muogope sana EX wa Mmeo kabla HAJAKUOA
kuliko hata hawa Vidume na Vijike vinavyomtaka
akiwa tayari amevaa pete.
I will tell you WHY!
Kuna watu walipendana sana lakini hao
waliowapenda kwa moyo hawakuoa kutokana na
Situations fulani mwanamke akalazimika aolewe
na kijamaa fulani tu ambacho kilikuja na sera
ambazo 'wanawake wanapenda' na kako vizuri
financially ikabidi huyu mwanamke aachane na
'Tulizo lake la moyo' kidemokrasia tu aolewe na
It doesnt matter how lakini hawa watu wawili
walioachana kidemokrasia "Bado wanapendana
deep down" na hata ukifanikiwa kumuoa,
ukamhamisha mkoa wasionane, Ukambadilishia
namba za Simu wasiwasiliane tena, Itapita miaka
hata 6 hawajatiana machoni ipo siku watakutana
Kariakoo kwenye shopping, zile cheche na hamu
na mapigo ya moyo yataruka upya, na kifuatacho
ITV kitakuwa Isidingo Mapenzi yao hayakufa.
Pete haizuii kitu watajikuta wamefanya yao tena
kwa huba zito la kumisiana kwa hali ya juu, wewe
ukidhani Pete pekee itamlinda, kumbe waapiii, na
huo ndio utakuwa mwanzo wa hawa watu wawili
kuwa na Reunion kabambe ya Kulegeza Chaga,
wewe umeoa ?
Mahari mwenzio anapiga Bureee bila Mshenga.
Kama nadanganya Wanandoa waje na waseme
Ndoa ni Complicated kuliko Hesabu za Logarithm
na Integration, Ndoa ni Fumbo na walioweza
kulifumbua ni wachache sana kwa msaada wa
Mungu, ila Wengi wanadhani wamelifumbua
Fumbo kumbe wametegwa na hawajui mtego
Ndoa needs God na watu wenye hofu ya Mungu
otherwise "UTAOLEA JIJI"
Kompyuta ni mashine ya elektroniki inayotumika au kushughulika na taarifa, kama unavyotumia kisu na
patasi kwa kuchongea vinyago vya miti, unatumia kompyuta kuandaa nyaraka, barua, michoro n.k. Kimsingi
unaweza kutumia kompyuta kwa kazi mbalimbali
Madawa ya kulevya ni aina ya madawa au vilevi ambapo mtumiaji akishatumia mfumo wa mwili na akili yake hubadilika. Mtumiaji huweza kudhoofika kimwili au kupata madhara ya kiakili na baadhi huweza hata KUFA.
Jana nimeenda kuazima pasi chumba jirani, ili ninyooshe nguo zangu, Jamaa wakaniambia nichukue nguo nikanyooshe room kwao maana hawataki pasi yao itoke.
Sasa leo amekuja mmoja wao kuazima mopper akasafishe room, nimemwambia aje adekie humu humu…
MUME: Mke wangu naomba nikubusu
MUME: Ntakununulia pete ya gold
Mnavu mkono 1
Maziwa kikombe 1
Mafuta vijiko viubwa 4
Karanga zilizosagwa kikombe 1
Chumvi kiasi ½
<HEART TOUCHING STORY>
A boy and a girl Loved each other very much.
Unfortunately the Girl Died..
The Boy was So Upset and he couldn’t Stop his
He kept on Crying Day and Night.. Many People
gave him Sympathy,
but no Argument could Stop His Tears.
One Night He Slept and had a Dream;
He saw the Girl in Heaven with so many Girls of
He felt Relaxed.. But He Noticed that every Girl
was in Fairy Dress;
and had a Lightened Candle in their Hands, but
his GF had a Candle which was not.Lightened..!
He asked Her:
“Why is Your Candle not Lightened?” She Replied:
“Whenever I lighten My Candle;
Your Tears fall on it..!
Please Stop Crying…
PRAYER !! !! !!
TODAY I PROPHECIES THAT YOU WILL NEVER
LOOSE ANYONE YOU LOVE ON EARTH
Et jamaa kawekwa jela kwa kosa la kupoteza mamiilion.ya kampun akiwa gerezan babayake alituma barua
Ikisema yan.mwanangu tumapata shida maana shamba halijalimwa na jatujii litalimwaje na msimu ndio huo nataman.ungekuwepo ningepata msaada wa kulimiwa hili shamba
A poor boy who was begging from door to door
to feed his hungry stomach, decided he would
ask for a meal at next house. However, at the
next house he lost his nerve when a lovely young
girl opened the door. So instead of a meal, he
asked for a glass of water.
The girl thought, he looked hungry. So, she
brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it
slowly, & asked thereafter : 'how much do I owe
you for this ? You don't owe me anything, she
replied. Mother has taught us never to accept
pay for kindness. He said, then I thank you from
the bottom of my heart.
Years later, that girl (now a woman) became
critically ill, and the local doctors tried their
possible best to save her life but they couldn't
cure her. They finally sent her to the big city
where specialists studied her rare illness. Dr.
Kelly was called in for the consultation, when he
heard the name of the town where she came
from, a strange light filled his eyes.
Immediately, he rose & went down the hall of
the hospital to her room. He recognised her at
once. He went back to the consultation room
determined to do his best to save her life.
From that day, he gave special attention to
that case. After a long struggle, the battle
was won and the woman was cured. Dr. Kelly
requested the business office to pass her final
bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then
wrote something on the bill and It was sent to
The woman feared opening it cos she was sure it
might take the rest of her life savings to pay
for it . Finally she looked at it and noticed
something was written at the edge of the note,
'Paid In Full With a Glass of Milk'. Tears filled
her eyes as she immediately remembered.
Every form of kindness you show is never in
vain, it reproduces itself. Well, not necessarily
before your eyes, but it always does. I've been
kind to you by sharing this story. And U be kind
to share it with others.
Its good to be good. Always be nice: It will
come back to you.*
Mchaga baada ya kufa akaulizwa na malaika anayetoa roho: Mangi hapa ni njiapanda kulia ni Mbinguni na kushoto ni Jehanamu, Je unachagua kwenda wapi?
Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Birth is your
What comes to you
What goes from you