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Posti nyingine

A Jaribu kufikiria haya

1. Uelekeo ni muhimu kuliko kasi. Ni heri kwenda taratibu katika Uelekeo sahihi, kuliko kwenda kwa kasi katika Uelekeo usio sahihi.

soma zaidi kuhusu Jaribu kufikiria haya

A Ushauri wa bure kwa wakaka na wadada

*_Kwa wale wadada πŸ’πŸΏπŸ’πŸΏ ambao msione mkaka kasimama madhabahuni anahubiri, mmeshampenda…_*
😍😍😍
😳😳😳
*_Kwenye NDOA hakuna πŸ™…πŸΏπŸ™…πŸΏ kuhubiriana, na kama kupo ni robo ya robo ya NDOA, badili MTAZAMO πŸ€”πŸ€”_*

soma zaidi kuhusu Ushauri wa bure kwa wakaka na wadada

A Gari na mke nini muhimu?

GARI YA MILIONI 50
UNALAZA NJE…
mke wa laki sita
unalala nae ndani….
BANGI SI NZURI JAMAN
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

soma zaidi kuhusu Gari na mke nini muhimu?

A Later of stoping job

LETA OF STOPING JOB.
Dear bhosi
I ryt this leta to refuz job as gardenboy. Enafu is enafu! Yu didi not add money from long ago. U giv mi young money witch can only by 5 pakets of shuga. Very moon yu giv envilope, I open only to c young money inside. One de I weo ap let bcoz I was seek, madam kik me lyk soka. My board was hate lyk I waz bitten 619 race-ling. This is ova, am also a woman beeing.

soma zaidi kuhusu Later of stoping job

A Business Debt financing

This is money loaned to the business from outside source that is paid back over time.

soma zaidi kuhusu Business Debt financing

A Baada ya walevi wawili kuokota kioo hiki ndicho kilifuata

Walevi wawili waliokota kioo, mlevi wa 1 akaangalia muda mrefu kisha akasema "hii sura sio ngeni machoni mwangu sema jina tu silikumbuki..! !!

soma zaidi kuhusu Baada ya walevi wawili kuokota kioo hiki ndicho kilifuata

A Avoid a bad Marriage

AVOIDING A BAD MARRIAGE.
By Pastor Chris Oyakhilome PhD.

soma zaidi kuhusu Avoid a bad Marriage

A Stages in the development of a business career

Scanning for opportunities, idea generation, and innovation/creativity.

soma zaidi kuhusu Stages in the development of a business career
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Posti za sasa

A Baada ya kuulizwa nani anapenda kwenda peponi, haya ndiyo yalikua majibu ya wanafunzi

Wanafunzi waliulizwa na mwalimu nani angependa kwenda peponi? Wote wakanyosha ila mmoja tu alipokwenda nyumbani akamuelezea mamake, mamake akamuuliza je wewe ulinyosha mtoto hapana mama yule mama akamuuliza kwanini.

soma zaidi kuhusu Baada ya kuulizwa nani anapenda kwenda peponi, haya ndiyo yalikua majibu ya wanafunzi

A Something to read before breakfast

**No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS.

soma zaidi kuhusu Something to read before breakfast

A Business Debt financing

This is money loaned to the business from outside source that is paid back over time.

soma zaidi kuhusu Business Debt financing

A Askari na yeye kumbe muoga, cheki anachomjibu afande

Askari wametumwa nyumba iliyokuwa kuna ugomvi wakafika wakatakiwa kuripoti kwa njia ya simu juu ya walichokikuta
ASKARI: Mkuu tumekuta mama mwenye nyumba kampiga mumewe chuma cha kichwa na kumuumiza vibaya sanaa

soma zaidi kuhusu Askari na yeye kumbe muoga, cheki anachomjibu afande

A Huyu mwanamke kazidi sasa

Jamaa: Mambo honey, upo ok?
Mrembo: Sipo ok my dear
Jamaa: Una tatizo gani baby?
Mrembo: Nimetoka hospitali kupima, nna mimba.
Jamaa: Weeh usiniletee balaa hiyo mimba imeingiaje wakati huwa tunatumia kinga?
Mrembo Kwani nani kakwambia mimba ni yako, hebu tuliza mshono huo.

soma zaidi kuhusu Huyu mwanamke kazidi sasa

A Siku ya Kupata mimba

Leo napenda nizungumzie jambo moja tu ambalo ni juu ya jambo moja tu, nalo ni namna wanavyoweza kui-pin point siku ile ya kilele
(i.e fruitful/productive/fertile
day), hapa nina maana ya siku ile ambayo wao wanaiita siku ya 14.

soma zaidi kuhusu Siku ya Kupata mimba

A Angalia huyu mwanafunzi anachomjibu huyu mwalimu wake

1. Ticha:"Punda ni mnyama anaefugwa nyumbani,lakini akiwa mwituni anaitwa pundamilia….Je sungura anayeishi mwituni anaitwaje?"

soma zaidi kuhusu Angalia huyu mwanafunzi anachomjibu huyu mwalimu wake

A Dunia haijali mazuri yako ila ubaya wako, jiamini songa mbele

Siku moja mwalimu wa shule aliandika ubaoni kama ifuatavyo:
9Γ—1=7
9Γ—2=18
9Γ—3=27
9Γ—4=36
9Γ—5=45
9Γ—6=54
9Γ—7=63
9Γ—8=72
9Γ—9=81
9Γ—10=90
Alipo maliza kuandika tu, akaona wanafunzi wote walikua wanamcheka, kwasababu alikua amekosea swali la kwanza.

soma zaidi kuhusu Dunia haijali mazuri yako ila ubaya wako, jiamini songa mbele
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