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A Angalia haya mazungumzo ya msichana na mvulana, mapenzi ya ajabu haya

Demu: Hny mambo jamani!
Man: Safi nipe habari wangu wa moyo
Demu:Wafanya kazi gani vile wangu?
Man: Ni fundi wa kufunga ATM
Demu: Wow dont tel me i love you myn mwa mwa mwaaaaah

soma zaidi kuhusu Angalia haya mazungumzo ya msichana na mvulana, mapenzi ya ajabu haya

A Ushauri wa bure kwa wakaka na wadada

*_Kwa wale wadada πŸ’πŸΏπŸ’πŸΏ ambao msione mkaka kasimama madhabahuni anahubiri, mmeshampenda…_*
😍😍😍
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*_Kwenye NDOA hakuna πŸ™…πŸΏπŸ™…πŸΏ kuhubiriana, na kama kupo ni robo ya robo ya NDOA, badili MTAZAMO πŸ€”πŸ€”_*

soma zaidi kuhusu Ushauri wa bure kwa wakaka na wadada

A Biblia inasema nini kuhusu mume mwema

Mume mwema ni yule anayeheshimu nafasi ya Mungu katika maisha yake, anayemcha Mungu na kuepukana na uovu wa kila aina. Anatambua kwamba Mungu ndiye anayepaswa kuongoza maisha yake na si vinginevyo.

soma zaidi kuhusu Biblia inasema nini kuhusu mume mwema

A Naona ila naona panya tu

Kuna jamaa alipata ajali akapofuka macho, akaenda hospital akawekewa macho ya paka,
dokta akamuuliza: vipi saizi unaona?
jamaa: naona ila naona panya tu

soma zaidi kuhusu Naona ila naona panya tu

A Vichekesho kumi bora vya leo vya kuvunja mbavu

1. Maswali haya je una majibi? JIBU KISHA NITUMIE MAJIBU![mtihani wa maarifa ya dunia]
1. Kama hela haioti kwny miti, kwnn bank zina matawi?
2. Kwnn gundi haigandi kwenye chupa yake?
3. Kama tunatakiwa tusi-drive wkt tumekunywa, kwnn bar kuna parking?
4. Kama neno abbreviation linamaanisha ufupisho, kwnn lenyewe ni refu hvo?
5. Kama tunatakiwa kufanya sex ndani ya ndoa 2, kwnn tunabalehe kabla ya kufunga ndoa? Kazi kwako…

soma zaidi kuhusu Vichekesho kumi bora vya leo vya kuvunja mbavu

A I love this interpretation of Prayer

What is a prayer?
Prayer doesn't just happen when we kneel or put our hands together and focus and expect things from God.
Thinking positive and wishing good for others is a prayer.
When you hug a friend.
That's a prayer.
When you cook something to nourish family and friends.
That's a prayer.
When we send off our near and dear ones and say, 'drive safely' or 'be safe'.

soma zaidi kuhusu I love this interpretation of Prayer

A Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake cheki kilichomkuta

Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake…. Alikuwa anasubiri mjomba na mkewe walale tu halafu ananyata mdogo mdogo mpaka chumbani kwa binamu yake. Siku moja umeme ulikuwa umekatika ikabidi aamue kuvua nguo kabisachumbani kwake…. Akanyata taratibua akafungua mlango akazama chumbani kwa mjomba ake bila kujua, ghafla umeme ukarudi… MJOMBA; we mshenzi umefata nini chumbani kwangu tena uko uchi JAMAA; nimekuja kukuaga kesho naondoka MJOMBA; ndo uje uchi? JAMAA; ndio kwasababu nimeshapaki kila kitu kwenye begi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

soma zaidi kuhusu Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake cheki kilichomkuta

A Sababu za magonjwa ya figo

Raia wa Ghana wanazidi kufa kwa matokeo ya ugonjwa wa Figo.

soma zaidi kuhusu Sababu za magonjwa ya figo

A Utajuaje kama unachoangalia ni filamu ya kibongo!!!!

UTAJUAJE KUWA UNACHOKIANGALIA NI FILAMU
YA KIBONGO?
-Mlinzi wa Getini lazima awe chizi
-Mtu yupo kijijini, maisha magumu ana Wave
kichwani.
-Kama bosi atakuwa na kampuni basi ni lazima
itakuwa ya Clearing and Forwading au ya uuzaji
Magari.
-Lazima waende Kununua nguo.
-Jambazi lazima avae koti lefu jeusi na Miwani.
-Mtu akichapwa kofi huangukia kwenye kochi
ama kitandani.
-Actress huwa hawapiki hata chai.
-Kwa mdada akiishi maisha ya kitajiri lazima
avae nguo inayoishia mapajani.
-Actress even after 5 yeas utakuta staili ya
nywele na rangi za kucha ni zile zile.
-Anaweka Sumu alafu anaonja kama imekolea.
-Movie zote wapenzi huitana Baby..
-Main actor wote ni wafanya biashara na lazima
wataongelea mizigo kutoka bandarini.
-Wakinywa Soda basi lazima wabakishe.

soma zaidi kuhusu Utajuaje kama unachoangalia ni filamu ya kibongo!!!!

A Cheki jamaa alivyoumbuka baada ya kuhudhuria semina isiyomuhusu

Jamaa kavamia semina ya wasomi iliyokua inafanyika maeneo ya ubungo plaza bas wakaanza kujitambulisha
1. Naitwa Anna niko SUA mwaka3 nasoma agriculture
2. Naitwa Stella niko UDSM mwaka2 nasoma public relation

soma zaidi kuhusu Cheki jamaa alivyoumbuka baada ya kuhudhuria semina isiyomuhusu
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Posti za sasa

A Developing Business Ideas and Opportunities

You may have considered the prospect of starting your own business many times before. The thought of being your own boss – calling the shots, being responsible for your own financial rewards – is very alluring. You may have had the drive, the experience, and the financial resources necessary to succeed. The only thing stopping you were figuring out what type of business you should start.

soma zaidi kuhusu Developing Business Ideas and Opportunities

A Dress proper ladies

Two young ladies arrived in a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God mande valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get.

soma zaidi kuhusu Dress proper ladies

A Kuwa na kawaida ya kujiwekea Akiba ni njia na Siri ya kuwa tajiri

Watu wengi wanajiuliza, β€œSiri ya utajiri ni nini?”
Je ni mbinu gani zinaweza kumsaidia mtu kupata utajiri?
Siri kubwaya utajiri ni kujifunza elimu ya namna ya kutafuta mtaji, kuwekeza kwa busara kwa namna ambayo daima panakuwa naziada na faida.

soma zaidi kuhusu Kuwa na kawaida ya kujiwekea Akiba ni njia na Siri ya kuwa tajiri

A STORY: King and young boys

An aging King realized that if he died he has no one to take over the throne. He decided to adopt a son.

soma zaidi kuhusu STORY: King and young boys

A Ni wazo tuu!

```Wazo la leo
"Siyo watu wote wanaokuuliza kwamba watoto hawajambo,wanakuuliza kwa nia nzuri,wengine wanaulizia watoto wao waliozaa na mkeo.duh!! tutafika kwel`πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

soma zaidi kuhusu Ni wazo tuu!

A Upendo wa kweli ni nini?

*Upendo wa kweli ni nini?*
*πŸ‘‰Upendo wa kweli ni pale mwanaume anapomfumania mwanamke wake na kisha kumwambia baby vaa nguo twende nyumbani*

soma zaidi kuhusu Upendo wa kweli ni nini?
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