Madawa ya kulevya ni aina ya madawa au vilevi ambapo mtumiaji akishatumia mfumo wa mwili na akili yake hubadilika. Mtumiaji huweza kudhoofika kimwili au kupata madhara ya kiakili na baadhi huweza hata KUFA.
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Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship. It's not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till the very end.
Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on what you make with them; a Wall or a Bridge? - Remember you are the architect of your life.
Search for a good heart, but don't search for a beautiful face, coz beautiful things are not always good, but good things are always beautiful.
It’s not important to hold all the good cards in life, but it’s important how well you play with the cards you hold.
Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, remember God and pray, it’s just a bend, not the end.' -
Have faith and have a successful life. One of the basic differences between God and humans is, God gives, gives and forgives. But the human gets, gets, gets and forgets. Be thankful in life…
If u think it is your alarm clock that woke you up this morning, try putting it beside a dead body and you will realize that it is the Grace of God that woke you up.
Girl: Boo Xmas is approaching.
Boy: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait.
Girl: Get me a Tablet for Xmas.
Boy: Paracetamol or Vitamin C?
Girl: I mean Samsung Tablet baby
Boy: Relax!! It's Jesus Birthday not yours!
"Mkeo amefariki. Rudi nyumbani kwako haraka sana" Hezron alimwambia Daniel katika simu.
99 is: Ninety nine,
88 is: Eighty eight,
77 is: Seventy seven,
66 is: Sixty six,
55 is: Fifty five,
44 is: Forty four,
33 is: Thirty three,
22 is: Twenty two,
Why 11 not Onety one?
The following conversation took place between a grandmother and her grand-daughter .
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Kuna mama mmoja ameolewa na wanapendana sana na mmeo. siku moja mme wake alisafiri kikazi (safari ya zaidi ya mwezi) nje ya mkoa. Siku mmeo anarudi, yule mama alimtafuta fundi seremala amrekebishie chaga za kitanda zilikuwa zimeharibika, kwa ajili ya maandalizi ya mechi ya above +18.
1. ON EARNING:
Never depend on single income. Make investment to
create a second chance.
2. ON SPENDING:
If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things you need.
3. ON SAVINGS:
Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving.
4. ON TAKING RISK:
Never test the depth of a river with both feet.
5. ON INVESTMENT:
Do not put all eggs in one basket.
6. ON EXPECTATIONS:
Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people.
7. Past is a waste paper, present is a newspaper, and future is a question paper. Come out of your past, control the present, and secure the future.
8. When bad things happen in your life, you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you or you can let it strengthen you.
9. Our eyes are in the front because it is more
important to look ahead than to look backwards.
10. We use pencil when we were young, but now we use pens. Do you know why? Because mistakes in childhood can easily be erased, unlike now. So read and write carefully, otherwise, life will be a
Jamaa kwa kuchoshwa na tabia ya mkewe iliyobadilika ghafla akaamua kumpleka kwa Padre ili amuelezee nini tatizo mambo yakawa hivi:
DONGO LA LEO ……..
Kwa lugha nyepesi ni kwamba ukiajiriwa maana
yake umeshindwa kujitegemea kwa ujuzi wako
(yaani hujui ufanyie nini) hivyo umeona uukabidhi
ujuzi wako kwa wenye "akili na uwezo" wa
kuupangia matumizi ya huo ujuzi wako.
Ndio maana licha ya kwamba elimu ni yako
wewe, maarifa ni yako wewe, vyeti ni vyako
wewe; na kazi unafanya wewe; lakini hao
waliokuajiri ndio wanakuamulia kiasi gani
wakulipe! Si hivyo tu bali pia wanao uhuru wa
kukupiga mkwara, kukutishia na hata kukufukuza
muda wowote (utakapowakosea, watakapojisikia
ama watakapokuchoka)! Nini nakwambia? Kama
umeajiriwa, usiridhike wala usibweteke na
mshahara pekee kwa 100%, hebu jiongeze aiseee,
una uwezo wa kuzalisha zaidi sambamba na
mshahara (waliojisikia) kukulipa.
Usiufunge uchumi wako kwenye gereza la ajira,
fikiria zaidi ya ajira maana hao waliokuajiri
nakuthibitishia HAKUNA mwenye mpango mzuri
na "future" yako, zaidi sana wanaihujumu "future"
USHAURI WANGU ANZA KUAJIRIWA KAMA
MUWEKEZAJI TU ILI UJIAJIRI NA KUAJIRI
We nuna weee, kasirika weee, vimba weee
mpaka upasuke, lakini kidonge hicho kimeze japo
kichungu, ndiyo dawa tena utafanyaje, ila mwisho
wa siku uwe na USIKU MWEMA ili ukawaze na
A young man was
getting ready to
college. For many
months he had
admired a beautiful
sports car in a
and knowing his
father could well
afford it, he told him
that was all he
As Graduation Day
young man awaited
signs that his
father had purchased
the car. Finally, on
the morning of his
graduation, his father
called him into his
private study, told
him how proud he
was to have such a
fine son, and how
much he loved him.
He handed him a
young man opened
the box and
found a lovely,
with his name
Angrily, he raised his
voice to his father
and said,"With all
your money you give
me a Bible?" He
stormed out of the
house, leaving the
Many years passed
and the young man
was very successful in
business. He had a
beautiful home and
wonderful family, but
realized his father
was very old. He
thought perhaps he
should go to him.He
had not seen him
since that graduation
But before he could
he received a
telegram telling him
his father had passed
away, and willed all
of his possessions to
him. He needed to
immediately and take
care of things.
When he arrived at
his father's house,
sadness and regret
filled his heart. He
began to search
through his father's
and saw the Bible,
new,just as he had
left it years ago.
With tears, he
opened the Bible and
began to turn the
pages. His father had
carefully underlined a
verse, Matt 7:11,
"And if ye, being evil,
how to give good
gifts to your children,
how much more shall
your Heavenly Father
which is in Heaven,
give to those who ask
As he read those
words, a car key
dropped from the
back of the Bible.It
had a tag with the
dealers name, the
same dealer who had
the sports car he had
On the tag was the
date of his
graduation, and the
PAID IN FULL.
How many times do
we miss God's
they are not
packaged as we
Jamaa karudi toka kazini mpole na hana furaha!
MKE; Vipi leo mbona mpole?
MUME; Ofisi yetu imeungua na watu wote waliokuwemo wamekufa.
MKE; Ilikuaje wewe ukapona?
MUME; Nilikua chooni jirani na ofisi najisaidia.
MKE; Loh maskini, familia zao itakuaje?
MUME; Watalipwa million 100 kila mfiwa.
MKE; KWA HASIRA, Ona sasa na wewe kunya kunya kwako umetukosesha mihela.. Ungeenda kunya akhera.