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A Dada zangu huu ni mwaka wa mabadiliko

DADA ZANGU HUU NI MWAKA WA MABADILIKO
Umempata bwana
Umempenda kweli
Umemlalamikia kwanini hakupeleki kwa wazazi
Bwana akakupeleka kwa wazazi wake kukutambulisha
Siku ya kwanza umeshinda unachat..
Siku ya pili umeshinda unachat…wanak
utazama tu,
Siku ya tatu ukaambiwa sasa zamu yako kupika,vya huku unaweka huku..vya hapa unaweka pale..
Yani hujui kupika kabisa…sufuria unashika utadhani umeshika powerbank, unapika na lipstick,umevaa saa, umevaa ma culture msosi wa kula wakwe zako huwezi kupika..umevaa "MINISKIRT" hata wafanyakazi wa fastjet umewapiku
Ukiambiwa kuwa hufai kuolewa unavuta mdomo kama umenyimwa ubuyu…
Unaanza sema wakwe hawakupendi …unalalamika weeeee
Unashindwa kuelewa kuwa wewe ndo tatizo..
Usitake kuolewa ukadhani mumeo atakuwa anakula chips na wewe utakuwa unakula Pizza kila siku.
Tambua hata kuchemsha chai basi ,jamani au unadhani Google wataleta APP ambayo unaweka USB kwenye simu unaielekezea kwenye sahani inaproduce msosi?
Tumia akili ndoa ujipange…
Usidhani ndoa ni kama kupiga picha huku umejibinua binua makalio…
Ni mtazamo tu, Take it O Leave it

soma zaidi kuhusu Dada zangu huu ni mwaka wa mabadiliko

A Lishe

โ€ข Lishe yahusu mafunzo ya chakula na jinsi miili yetu inavyotumia chakula kamakichocheo cha ukuaji, kuzaana na utunzaji wa afya.
โ€ข Lishe inajumuisha mchakato wa utoaji virutubishi vinavyohitajika kwa afya, ukuaji, kuendelea na kuishi.

soma zaidi kuhusu Lishe

A Tenda Wema Uende Zako

Nimekuta panya ana struggle kuingia chini ya mlango wa jirani yanguโ€ฆ Nikagonga mlango Jirani kafungua panya akapenya mi nkaenda zanguโ€ฆ.. Tenda Wema Uende Zako!!! Sipendi Ujinga mimi kwanini panya wa watu apate shida

soma zaidi kuhusu Tenda Wema Uende Zako

A Balaa la mitoto isiyopenda shule

SINA MBAVU NA HIKI KISA;BALAA LA MITOTO ISIYOPENDA SHULE! Baada ya mwiz kuvamia nyumba moja usiku na kuiba vitu vngi wakati anajiandaa kuondoka ghafla akadakwa mguu na dogo
DOGO: Usipoondoka na begi langu la shule NAPIGA KELELE….๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

soma zaidi kuhusu Balaa la mitoto isiyopenda shule

A Tofauti kati ya mwanamke na mwanamme

UTOFAUTI KATI YA MWANAMKE NA MWANAUME
1. Kwenye mshituko; mwanaume hushituka halafu huangalia nini kimemshitua, mwanamke hushituka halafu huzimia hivyo ataambiwa na mwanaume kilichomshitua๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
2. Kwenye kupenda; mwanaume huanza kutamani alafu hupenda, mwanamke huanza kupenda moja kwa moja bila kumjua vizuri huyo ampendae๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
3.Kwenye kusaidia; mwanaume hutoa msaada alafu uhuzunika, mwanamke huuzunika badae ndo anakumbuka km msaada unahitajika๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
4.Kwenye maamuzi; mwanaume hufikiri ndipo hutenda, mwanamke hutenda halafu hufikiri๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
5.Kwenye kudanganya; Mwanaume hudanganya ili kumlinda mwanamke, mwanamke hudanganya ili kumkomoa mwanaume๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
6.Kwenye ugomvi; wanaume hupigana halafu hueshimiana, wanawake hupiga mikelele alafu kila mmoja hurud kwake, kexho tena๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
7.Kwenye ndoa; mwanaume hutafuta maixha ndipo huoa, mwanamke huolewa ndipo atafute maisha๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
8.Kwenye kukata tamaa; mwanaume hukata tamaa mapema ili jambo lisimsumbue, mwanamke hajui kukata tamaa hadi aumizwe๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
9.Kwenye kula;Mwanaume hushiba alafu huanza madoido, mwanamke huanza na madoido alafu badae hujilaumu hakushiba๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
10.Kwenye siri; Mwanaume hutunza siri hasa za aibu, mwanamke humueleza shoga yake badae hugombana nae baada ya kumrudia mwenyewe kwa siku 2 tu๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Hizi ni baadhi tu ya sifa tofauti kati ya mwanaume na mwanamke….. VIVA GENTLEMEN๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š

soma zaidi kuhusu Tofauti kati ya mwanamke na mwanamme

A KAMA ULIZALIWA BAADA YA MWAKA 90 HAYA AMAMBO YALIKUPITA

KAMA ULIZALIWA BAADA YA MWAKA 90 HAYA AMAMBO YALIKUPITA:
1. Kupakwa GV kwenye kidonda
2. Kung'olewa jino kwa uzi
3. Ubwabwa kupikwa jumapili tu
4. Kidonda kuwekwa unga wa 'rangi mbili' a.k.a tetesakrin
5. Kupamba kadi na pamba sebuleni
6. Ukumbi wa sherehe kupambwa kwa toilet paper
7. Kunyolewa kwa mkasi
8. Kufunga pesa kwenye leso au pindo la kanga
9. Wavulana kuvaa nguo ya ndani aina moja nchi nzima (VIP), usiombe ikakatika ukakuta imebana kifua.
10. Ku rewind kanda kwa peni
11. Nchi nzima Kuangalia Movie ya Commando John, Double Impact, Rambo na Bruce Lee..
12. Watoto Wa Mtaa Mzima Kufahamiana sababu ya kucheza Wote Jioni Kombolela na Kibaba..
13. Kuunguzana na tunda ya Ubuyu baada ya kulisugua chini
14. Kukata ndala, ati ni kifutio
15. Kunyolewa msalaba shuleni kisa nywele ndefu
16. Kuweka Vibox box kwenye Shati la shule Mgongoni..draft
17. Kuweka Shati la Shule "Blue" eti liwe maridadi.
18. Ubitozi Ulikuwa ni Kusimamisha Kola Ya Shati.
19. Ukiandika Barua kwa Umpendae lazima uchore moyo na Mkuki na lazima upulizie Pafyumu ya "YU".
20. Hata kama Mlikuwa mmegombana January lakini Mtu anakuambia "Utaipata Siku Ya Kufunga Shule".

soma zaidi kuhusu KAMA ULIZALIWA BAADA YA MWAKA 90 HAYA AMAMBO YALIKUPITA

A Business Market Research

โ€ข How will people behave regarding a particular topic, habit, activity, decision or business?
โ€ข Will my idea work? Can I sell my product or service to make money
โ€ข What marketing tools will be most effective?
โ€ข How much product or service can I sell?
โ€ข Is there a need for more new products or services?

soma zaidi kuhusu Business Market Research

A Kashindwa au vikwazo sio sababu ya kutofanikiwa

"Nilibakwa nikiwa na miaka 9 lakini leo mimi ni mmoja wa wanawake wenye ushawishi mkubwa duniani"- *OPRAH WINFREY!*

soma zaidi kuhusu Kashindwa au vikwazo sio sababu ya kutofanikiwa

A Alitokea mvulana mmoja

ALITOKEA MVULANA MMOJA:
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

soma zaidi kuhusu Alitokea mvulana mmoja

A Sheria zetu za mpira utotoni

SHERIA ZETU ZA MPIRA ZA UTOTONI:
1.Mwenye mpira Lazima acheze ata kama hajui mpira
2.Dogo mnene Lazima awe golikipa
3.Mwenye mpira ataamua nan acheze na nan asicheze
4.kama haujashiriki kufuma mpira unaweza ucpate namba
5.Ukichaguliwa mwishon ujue uwezo wako ni mdogo kuliko wote
6.Mwenye mpira akikaclika mpira umeisha
7.Inaruhusiwa kubadili golikipa kama ikitokea penat na baada ya apo ataendelea kudaka yule yule
8.Mechi itaisha pale giza linapoingia
9.wale ambao wamekosa namba kazi yao ni kufata mpira ukitoka
10.yule mtaalam wa soka {KM MIMI } huwa hakoc namba ata cku moja!
Ukiikumbuka lazima utabasam!

soma zaidi kuhusu Sheria zetu za mpira utotoni

A Angalia nilichokifanya Jana kumkomoa x-wangu

Mwenzenu nilikatiwa umeme jana basi leo si nikaamua kwenda kununua luku ya 10,000. Kufika njiani nikatamani fursana nikaingia kijisupermarket mara sindo nakutana na ex wangu! Mshenzi yule kaniona mimi sijui alikua na mpango wa kununua vocha ya jero eti kabadili kanunua vocha ya buku tano ilimradi nione maisha yake safi tangu tuachane. Mambo ya kijinga spendi kudadeky nimetoa buku kumi nikanunua mipampers nami nijifanye nimeowa nina mtoto halafu huyoo nikashika njia yangu.

soma zaidi kuhusu Angalia nilichokifanya Jana kumkomoa x-wangu

A FURSA ZA NDOA NA UMRI WA WANAWAKE

Poleni Sana madada wa zama hizi wenye umri wa kuanzia miaka 30 na kuendelea. Mliochezea fursa.

soma zaidi kuhusu FURSA ZA NDOA NA UMRI WA WANAWAKE
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Posti za sasa

A jifunze kutaga kabla hajapelekwa duniani

Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.

soma zaidi kuhusu jifunze kutaga kabla hajapelekwa duniani

A To learn how to love yourself

Accept Your Personality Your life has not ended yet. You still have plenty of years to live. Hence, it's never too late to improve or develop yourself throughout your life. However, it is best if you accept yourself for whom you are. Be happy and celebrate your unique qualities and characteristics. After all, you are a unique individual created from God's own hands. Be Happy With Your Body Size Both men and women are often too conscious about their physical appearance, especially when they see a well-toned and figured person crossing their way. In case of women, some feel that their breasts are just too small, while there are others who feel they have heavy butt. Men, on the other hand, feel inferior to those who are well built or have a great muscular body. For all such gentlemen and ladies, remember that we are not produced from a single factory. Each one of us is different; hence, it is better if you accept, or rather love, your physical appearance. Built Confidence No person is born with natural confidence. It is the upbringing and your surroundings that help you develop poise and self-confidence. Children who are taught to become self independent from an early age have greater level of confidence than those who look up to their parents for every knick and knack. Start revealing a positive attitude and a feeling of self assurance and see how confidence comes natural to you in no time. Find Out Your Good Qualities And Achievements Looking out for some good qualities in yourself? Were you not able to find any? Does that make you hate yourself further? Why? Aren't you a homosapien? Just like every person has some negative attributes, so does he have positive characteristics as well. It is good to criticize your self but then do not be over critical. Accept your flaws and try to come over them. As for your positives, just keep on bettering them and who knows you might be able to love yourself all the more. Stop Regretting On Your Mistakes So, you have committed a mistake? So what? It's just a mistake. No one is going to beat or punish you to death. Making mistakes is natural to any human being. So stop beating or cursing yourself over and over again. Instead, sit down and analyze your mistakes. Take positive lessons from them and find out what different you can do next time to avoid these stupid and silly errors. Forget the past and plan the future. Don't Let Others Dominate You Sad but true, often people treat you like a doormat simply because you allow them to do so. It's your life and no one has the right to control or rule it, except you. So stop being too kind and generous when a friend constantly borrows money from you with no promises of repaying it back. Stand up and dump that guy who calls and looks up to you only for sex and nothing else. Remember, do not let anyone treat you badly because you deserve better than being only used or criticized.

soma zaidi kuhusu To learn how to love yourself

A Ujinga wa ndoto ndio huu

๐Ÿ‘‰Ujinga wa ndoto ndiyo huu
โ€ขโ€ขUtaota umeokota dolla ukiamka empty…
โ€ขโ€ขUtaota umeokota dhahabu ukiamka kitandani patupu daadeeki OTA Sasa UMEKOJOA…..
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

soma zaidi kuhusu Ujinga wa ndoto ndio huu

A Ungekua wewe ndo huyo mama ungefanyaje??

Mke wa Frank anajivunia mume mtulivu, hashindi baa na hatongozi videmu. Akitoka kazini huenda kucheza basketball na hurudi nyakati za dinner. Siku moja mkewe akamhurumia. Anachoka na kazi. Mtu gani asiyependa starehe japo kidogo? Mke akamlazimisha outing, Frank akabisha lakini taxi ikafika. Gonga Club & Lodge.

soma zaidi kuhusu Ungekua wewe ndo huyo mama ungefanyaje??

A STORY Be that kind of woman

Sometime ago, a man went with his wife in their car to a fuel station, while they were buying the fuel, the man discovered that it was the wife's ex boyfriend that is attending to them, He then smiled and turned to his wife and said, "you would have ended up marrying that petrol attendant", but the wife smiled and said, "if I had married him, He will be the one sitting by the steering of the car"

soma zaidi kuhusu STORY Be that kind of woman

A Jinsi mzunguko wa elimu ulivyo

01.๐Ÿ‘‰ Wale wanafunzi walioongoza
Mashuleni, wanaenda kwenye
Engineering na Medical school.

soma zaidi kuhusu Jinsi mzunguko wa elimu ulivyo

A Huyu traffic noma, kweli ulevi mbaya

Trafik mlevi alisimamisha gari Mama akapaki pembeni akaona trafik anakuja akiwa anayumba! Alipofika akasema, "naomba leseni yako."
Mama akasachi mkoba Wake akatoa kioo kidogo cha kujtazama akampatia! Trafik akakiangalia kwa dakika 2
Akasema sasa si ungesema kama wewe ni trafik mwenzangu!
Haya nenda
Ulevi sio mzuri
๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

soma zaidi kuhusu Huyu traffic noma, kweli ulevi mbaya

A Unamkabidhi Moyo kibaka wa mapenzi unategemea nini!!

UNAMKABIDHI MOYO KIBAKA WA MAPENZI
UNATEGEMEA NINI?
Kibaka siku zote ni mtu mdokozi mdokozi yeye
anayakuwa kitu fasta na kusepa hana uwezo wa
kuja kuvunja nyumba yako na kuiba ila anaweza
kutoboa dirisha lako na kuiba simu, anaweza
kuruka ukuta na kuiba nguo.
Wapo vibaka wengi sana kwenye mapenzi siku
hizi
wao kazi yao ni kuonja onja miili ya watu kama
wanavyoonja mboga, yaani wao hawawezi
kudumu
katika mapenzi yupo na wewe siku kadhaa na
ndani ya siku hizo tayari anaanza kumfikiria mtu
mwingine.
Kibaka wa mapenzi anapokuja kukutongoza
anajua
wazi kuwa ukishampa penzi siku kadhaa atasepa
zake ila hajali maumivu utakayo yapata, hajali
muda utakao kupotezea wala hajali ni kwa kiasi
gani ulimthamini.
Kibaka wa mapenzi yeye hatafuti mtu kwa ajili
ya
kuwa nae kwa kujenga maisha hapana yeye
anatafuta mtu kwa ajili ya kusex tu na hapo ndio
utaona kila mnachoongea kina husu sex tu na si
kingine.
Kibakahuyu akiwa na mtu mwingine ambae
anakidhi haja yake hakika hawezi kukutafuta
yeye
anakutafuta pale anapokosa chakula anachotaka.
Kibaka wa mapenzi anaweza kukufanya wewe ni
mchepuko sababu tayari ana mtu ambae ana
mipango nae na anamuheshimu ila wewe
amekuweka ziada au anakuja kwako kutafuta
taste
nyingine na kuifurahisha nafsi yake.
Kaaa mbali na vibaka wa mapenzi maana dunia
ya
sasa wapo wengi sana hata huyu unaewsiliana
nae
sasa ni kibaka wa mapenzi sababu tayari ana
mtu
wake wewe umefanywa spea tairi kazi yako ni
kusubiri ajali, au kusubiri pancha ndio utumike na
wewe unafurahi na kujiona mjanja kumbe
umenasa
kwenye penzi la Kibaka.
Kibaka wa mapenzi atakutia mimba na kuikana,
kibaka wa mapenzi atakuacha peke yako ulee
mtoto wake akikua atakuja kusema mtoto wake,
kibaka wa mapenzi atakujali wakati wa furaha tu
kwani shida yeye hazitaki.Kibaka wa mapenzi
atakuvalisha pete na mwisho wa siku atakuacha
nayo na kumuoa mwingine, Kibaka wa mapenzi
amemuumiza rafiki yako jana. Kibaka wa
mapenzi
yupo na wewe ala ana mmendea rafiki yako
anataka kumtafuna na yeye.

soma zaidi kuhusu Unamkabidhi Moyo kibaka wa mapenzi unategemea nini!!

A Stages in the development of a business career

Scanning for opportunities, idea generation, and innovation/creativity.

soma zaidi kuhusu Stages in the development of a business career
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