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A Madhara ya kuitumia simu kwenye giza

Daktari justice Authur, ambae ni daktari kule africa kusini ameniomba kuwagawia hii na nyie pia. Amesema ni muhimu sana.

soma zaidi kuhusu Madhara ya kuitumia simu kwenye giza

A Cheki nilichomfanyia boss wangu

Bosi wangu karudi safari yake kutoka serengeti..! Si akanitumia picha, lakini ilikuwa network yenyewe tabu.. kwahio picha haikufunguka na kwa vile niliona itachelewa kufunguka na ataona sikumjibu basi nami..

soma zaidi kuhusu Cheki nilichomfanyia boss wangu

A Usindikaji wa viazi vitamu

1. Husaidia utunzaji na usafirishaji
2. Kupunguza ukubwa wa viazi na upotevu wa viazi kwa sababu viazi uharibika haraka na kama viazi vikiachwa ardhini wadudu (fukuzi) huweza kushambulia
3. Huongeza muda wa kuhifadhika
4. Unga na chipsi vina virutubisho vingi kwa vile kiwango kikubwa cha maji kwenye kiazi kinakuwa kimetolewa kwa hiyo kiwango cha protini, wanga, pectini, mafuta na chumvichumvi huongezeka
5. Huongeza chanzo cha mapato kwa wakulima kama vile upatikanaji wa masoko na chanzo kipya cha kipato 6. Husaidia kusambaza taarifa kwamba viazi vitamu huweza kuwa zao la biashara lenye matumizi mbalimbali na watumiaji wengi

soma zaidi kuhusu Usindikaji wa viazi vitamu

A STORY The price of kindness

A poor boy who was begging from door to door
to feed his hungry stomach, decided he would
ask for a meal at next house. However, at the
next house he lost his nerve when a lovely young
girl opened the door. So instead of a meal, he
asked for a glass of water.
The girl thought, he looked hungry. So, she
brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it
slowly, & asked thereafter : 'how much do I owe
you for this ? You don't owe me anything, she
replied. Mother has taught us never to accept
pay for kindness. He said, then I thank you from
the bottom of my heart.
Years later, that girl (now a woman) became
critically ill, and the local doctors tried their
possible best to save her life but they couldn't
cure her. They finally sent her to the big city
where specialists studied her rare illness. Dr.
Kelly was called in for the consultation, when he
heard the name of the town where she came
from, a strange light filled his eyes.
Immediately, he rose & went down the hall of
the hospital to her room. He recognised her at
once. He went back to the consultation room
determined to do his best to save her life.
From that day, he gave special attention to
that case. After a long struggle, the battle
was won and the woman was cured. Dr. Kelly
requested the business office to pass her final
bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then
wrote something on the bill and It was sent to
her room.
The woman feared opening it cos she was sure it
might take the rest of her life savings to pay
for it . Finally she looked at it and noticed
something was written at the edge of the note,
'Paid In Full With a Glass of Milk'. Tears filled
her eyes as she immediately remembered.
Every form of kindness you show is never in
vain, it reproduces itself. Well, not necessarily
before your eyes, but it always does. I've been
kind to you by sharing this story. And U be kind
to share it with others.
Its good to be good. Always be nice: It will
come back to you.*

soma zaidi kuhusu STORY The price of kindness

A Maneno makuu ya kimapenzi yenye thamani kwa mwanamke

KATIKA uhusiano wa kimapenzi yapo maneno mawili yenye thamani kubwa na yenye kubeba ujumbe mzito wa kimapenzi kwa mpenzi umpendaye kwa dhati, maneno hayo ni, 'nakupenda' na 'nitakuoa'.

soma zaidi kuhusu Maneno makuu ya kimapenzi yenye thamani kwa mwanamke

A Kichekesho cha mke wa mvuvi

CHEKA KIDOGO
MVUVI MASKINI NA MKEWE MALAYA.
Mvuvi mmoja alikua akiishi na mke wake huku
akiwa hajui kama mkewe malaya,
Leo hii kamuaga mkewe baada ya kuondka
mkewe akaanza kuingiza wanaume kama
kawaida
Hawara 1;nakupenda
Mke Wa Mvuvi;oke, Nipe Penz Haraka Kabla
Mume wngu hajarudi.
Hawara 1;oke!
Basi picha likaanza wakati wanaendelea mara
mlango ukagongwa, akamwambia hawara mume
wangu huyo jifiche darini jamaa akafanya,, mke
wa mvuvi akaelekea mlangon kumbe alikua
hawara 2.
mke wa mvuvi; aaahaa kumbe ni wewe nilijua
mume wangu bas njo haraka kabla mume wangu
hajarudi..
picha likaendelea huku wa darini akiona vyote,
mlangon kukagongwa
mke wa mvuvi; mume wangu hyo jifiche uvungun
jamaa akafanya kisha mke akajikoki kumpokea
mumewe,
mke wa mvvi; oooh! mume wngu pole umechoka
eeh leo umepata samaki mkubwa nashukuru sana
tulikua hatuna mboga
mvuvi;usinishukuru mimi mshukuru aliye juu.
hawara 1; sipo mwenyewe mwingine yupo
uvunguni… kwekwekwekwekwe g9t my best
friends

soma zaidi kuhusu Kichekesho cha mke wa mvuvi

A Umeiona hii!!

Asilimia 76% Ya Wasichana Kila Ukiwatongoza Wanakwambia Wapo In relationship SAWA ATUKATAI…

soma zaidi kuhusu Umeiona hii!!

A Acha usumbufu...

UNAMNG'ANG'ANIZA MPENZI WAKO AKUWEKE KWNY PROFILE PICHA MLOPIGA PAMOJA

soma zaidi kuhusu Acha usumbufu...

A Jihadhari na wachapaji wa kadi za harusi, cheki kilichompata huyu

*Jihadharini* na wachapaji wa kadi za harusi. Hakikisha unasoma maandishi yaliyochapwa kabla ya kadi kuchapwa na kusambazwa!
Mchapaji aliombwa aweke 1 Yohana 4:18 katika kadi ya harusi lakini mchapaji kwa makosa aliweka Yohana 4:18.

soma zaidi kuhusu Jihadhari na wachapaji wa kadi za harusi, cheki kilichompata huyu

A Ndege ya Tanzania

Kuna maprofesa 40 walipanda AIR TANZANIA ili wasafari. Kabla ndege haijaanza kuondoka, Lilipita tangazo kama ifuatavyo:
Ndugu wasafiri wote, ndege unayotarajia kusafiri nayo imetengenezwa na wanafunzi wa Kitanzania.
Baada ya tangazo maprofesa wote waliteremka isipokuwa mmoja alibaki kwenye kiti chake
Walipomuuliza ni kwanini hakuondoka akajibu kwa haraka na furaha kuwa:
Kama ndege hii imetengenezwa na watanzania, hata kuwaka haitawaka!

soma zaidi kuhusu Ndege ya Tanzania

A Chezea mbulula wewe...!!!

Jamaa aliamua kumtoa demu wake out kwaajili ya chakula cha usiku kufika hotelini wakakaa mezani mhudumu akaja,

soma zaidi kuhusu Chezea mbulula wewe...!!!

A Huyu Maasai bwana

*Mdukuzi:* _halloo massai unasemaj_
*Massai:* _safi rafiki_
*Mdukuzi:* _nikikuuliza swali unaakili ya kujibu?_
*Massai:* _ulisa acha maneno yako._
*Mdukuzi:* _nitajie wanyama kumi wa porini_
*Massai:* _swala watatu na tembo saba_πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ‘†πŸΏ

soma zaidi kuhusu Huyu Maasai bwana
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Posti za sasa

A Tofauti ya ukopaji wa mzungu na mswahili

TOFAUTI YA UKOPAJI, MZUNGU NA MSWAHILI:
MZUNGU: Hi, I need $100, will pay back on Monday
MSWAHILI: Kaka vipi, shwari? Dah.. hatuonani mzee, mishe vipi, mnatunyima nini? Juzi nimekuona kwa mbaaali… mzee shavu dodo, full kipupwe! Sie tupo bwana, shida tu, afu misiba mingi tu, wife nae kajifungua ghafla. Sasa, kuna cheque naisubiri haijatoka hadi leo, wanasema itatoka next week, hapa nimekwama kweli. Naweza pata 'Laki Moja' ya karibu hapo nitarudisha mwisho wa mwezi…?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

soma zaidi kuhusu Tofauti ya ukopaji wa mzungu na mswahili

A Kanuni ya fedha ya matumizi na mipango ambayo itakusaidia ukiifuata

Jifunze kanuni za fedha
kama ilivyoainishwa hapo chini.
Fedha inatakiwa uwe na nidhamu nayo katika kutumia
Hii kanuni inatumika kwenye vyanzo vyako vyote vya fedha ili uwe na mafanikio yenye amani

soma zaidi kuhusu Kanuni ya fedha ya matumizi na mipango ambayo itakusaidia ukiifuata

A FURSA YA UJASIRIAMALI KATIKA KILIMO CHA PAPAI

HEBU CHUKUA KALUKUKETA YAKO, TUFANYE HESABU..!!
Eka moja ya shamba la papai inaweza kuingiza miche 1000-1200(elfu moja hadi elfu na mia mbili)-zile mbegu fupi. Tufanye umepanda miche 1,000. Mti mmoja ukiuhudumia vema unaweza kutoa matunda hadi 120 kwa msimu. Tufanye umetoa matunda 80, tu. Tunda moja kwa bei ya shamba tufanye umeuza bei ya "kutupwa" ya Tsh. 500/= (lakini papai lililoshiba linauzwa hadi Tsh. 3,000/= sokoni). Chukua 500/= mara 80 unapata 40,000/=(elfu arobaini kwa mti mmoja). Sasa chukua 40,000/= zidisha mara 1,000 unapata 40,000,000/=(milioni arobaini). Gharama za kulima papai ekari moja haizidi milioni mbili. Toka kupandwa hadi kuvunwa papai inachukua miezi kumi tu. Tufanye hivi: ukishavuna hii milioni 40 jibane, usiitumie, mwaka unaofuata nenda kapande tena papai ekari 20! Kama kalukuketa yako haisumbui utapata total ya Tsh. Milioni mia nane (800,000,000/=). Hapo nakuruhusu chukua milioni 100 zitumbue kwa raha zako(na mtu yeyote akikuhoji kwa nini unatumbua pesa nyingi namna hiyo? Mwambie Mkulima kaniruhusu!), Then, milioni 200 wekeza tena shambani, halafu milioni 500 weka benki. Naishia hapa kuhusu "kukalukuketi", malizia mwenyewe uone kama utakosa milioni 890 ndani ya miaka mitano. Tuache hayo. Najua utaniuliza, maswali kuhusu soko, hali ya hewa, udongo, mbegu na mengine. Tafadhali hayo maswali tafuta majibu mwenyewe, (nimekuachia home work-usilete uvivu wa kutafuniwa kila kitu). HAPA NDIPO ULIPO MCHAKATO NA TWAPASA TUU PENDA HUU NA SIO FIGUE ZA KALIKULETA

soma zaidi kuhusu FURSA YA UJASIRIAMALI KATIKA KILIMO CHA PAPAI

A Dress proper ladies

Two young ladies arrived in a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God mande valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get.

soma zaidi kuhusu Dress proper ladies

A How to be charismatic

Relax Your Way To The Top If you are looking to be charismatic, then the first and foremost thing that you have to do is to actually learn to relax. Some people try too hard to be charismatic, but only end up making a fool of themselves. This is not something that you would want to do. So, in order to work on your charisma, learn from the mistakes of others and relax. When you master the art of relaxing in a social setting, you automatically exude charisma. It's a known fact that people love to be around people who are calm and composed. Learn to channelize peace and tranquility to everyone you know and meet. This will help you seem extremely calm and a lot more attractive. With a personality of this sort, apart from wanting to be with you, people may even aspire to be like you. Confidence Concerns While being confident can be easily mistaken for being charismatic, there is a very distinct difference between being confident and being charismatic. Charisma is that quality that makes you seem like you have an extremely attractive personality, and confidence is that quality that adds to your charisma. Appearing confident can make you seem extremely charismatic, because your confidence apart from acting like a magnet will also help put the others around you at ease and create in them a desire to be around you. Here, however, you will have to take a lot of care to stay away from going overboard, because while confidence is one thing, overconfidence is a different thing altogether and it's that one quality that no one can really be fond of. Dish Out Attention In order to seem charismatic, it is important to listen and pay attention. When you manage to do this your charisma quotient automatically reaches new heights. You can pull off attention tactics by simply listening to what people have to tell you and talk as less as possible. However, when you actually do talk, make sure you talk sense and make sure the words that are coming out of your mouth are the kind of words that the other person would want to listen to. Make it a point to smile while you are talking. This will help add quite a lot of appeal to your personality. Be Considerate You are truly a considerate person when you treat others around you just the way you would want to be treated. You wouldn't want to be discriminated against under any grounds, so then there is no reason why you should treat one person differently from the other. Exercise this behavior pattern in your day-to-day life and watch how people are attracted to you like bees are to honey.

soma zaidi kuhusu How to be charismatic

A Jinsi ya kulima mahindi kitaalamu kama inavyotakiwa

Mahindi ni miongon mwa mazao makuu ya chakula hapa nchin Tanzania na ulimwa karibu kila mkoa. Ulimwa zaidi nyanda za juu kusini katika mikoa ya Mbeya, Iringa, Ruvuma, Njimbe na Katavi. Pia mikoa ya Morogoro Mwanza Dodoma Shinyanga Arusha Tanga na mikoa mingine. Kwakua ni zao la biashara hivyo karibu kila mkoa unalima zao hili.

soma zaidi kuhusu Jinsi ya kulima mahindi kitaalamu kama inavyotakiwa

A What is a Business Plan?

A business plan is a blueprint of your business. It is a detailed plan from which all other plans should be developed.

soma zaidi kuhusu What is a Business Plan?

A Punguzeni pombe. Cheki kilichompata huyu

Jamani punguzeni pombe,kuna jirani yangu amerudi amelewa sasa nachungulia dirishani naona anagonga mlango wake takribani masaa mawili,wakati hapa anaishi peke yake, kwakuwa sipendagi ujinga nimetoka nikamwambia mwenyewe kasafiri.Nae kaondoka.

soma zaidi kuhusu Punguzeni pombe. Cheki kilichompata huyu

A Omba omba sio barabarani tuu

Boy:- baby ivi nikifa utakuja msibani? Girl:-ntakuja ukinitumia nauli. Hapo ndo unagundua kuwa sio kila omba omba yuko barabarani. πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€”

soma zaidi kuhusu Omba omba sio barabarani tuu

A Nilichokifanya baada ya kualikwa na mchumba wangu kwao

Mchumba wangu amenialika kwao nikawaone wazazi wake lakini akaniambia nisiende mikono mitupu

soma zaidi kuhusu Nilichokifanya baada ya kualikwa na mchumba wangu kwao
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