TOFAUTI YA UKOPAJI, MZUNGU NA MSWAHILI:
MZUNGU: Hi, I need $100, will pay back on Monday
MSWAHILI: Kaka vipi, shwari? Dah.. hatuonani mzee, mishe vipi, mnatunyima nini? Juzi nimekuona kwa mbaaali… mzee shavu dodo, full kipupwe! Sie tupo bwana, shida tu, afu misiba mingi tu, wife nae kajifungua ghafla. Sasa, kuna cheque naisubiri haijatoka hadi leo, wanasema itatoka next week, hapa nimekwama kweli. Naweza pata 'Laki Moja' ya karibu hapo nitarudisha mwisho wa mwezi…?😂😂😂😂😂
Jifunze kanuni za fedha
kama ilivyoainishwa hapo chini.
Fedha inatakiwa uwe na nidhamu nayo katika kutumia
Hii kanuni inatumika kwenye vyanzo vyako vyote vya fedha ili uwe na mafanikio yenye amani
HEBU CHUKUA KALUKUKETA YAKO, TUFANYE HESABU..!!
Eka moja ya shamba la papai inaweza kuingiza miche 1000-1200(elfu moja hadi elfu na mia mbili)-zile mbegu fupi. Tufanye umepanda miche 1,000. Mti mmoja ukiuhudumia vema unaweza kutoa matunda hadi 120 kwa msimu. Tufanye umetoa matunda 80, tu. Tunda moja kwa bei ya shamba tufanye umeuza bei ya "kutupwa" ya Tsh. 500/= (lakini papai lililoshiba linauzwa hadi Tsh. 3,000/= sokoni). Chukua 500/= mara 80 unapata 40,000/=(elfu arobaini kwa mti mmoja). Sasa chukua 40,000/= zidisha mara 1,000 unapata 40,000,000/=(milioni arobaini). Gharama za kulima papai ekari moja haizidi milioni mbili. Toka kupandwa hadi kuvunwa papai inachukua miezi kumi tu. Tufanye hivi: ukishavuna hii milioni 40 jibane, usiitumie, mwaka unaofuata nenda kapande tena papai ekari 20! Kama kalukuketa yako haisumbui utapata total ya Tsh. Milioni mia nane (800,000,000/=). Hapo nakuruhusu chukua milioni 100 zitumbue kwa raha zako(na mtu yeyote akikuhoji kwa nini unatumbua pesa nyingi namna hiyo? Mwambie Mkulima kaniruhusu!), Then, milioni 200 wekeza tena shambani, halafu milioni 500 weka benki. Naishia hapa kuhusu "kukalukuketi", malizia mwenyewe uone kama utakosa milioni 890 ndani ya miaka mitano. Tuache hayo. Najua utaniuliza, maswali kuhusu soko, hali ya hewa, udongo, mbegu na mengine. Tafadhali hayo maswali tafuta majibu mwenyewe, (nimekuachia home work-usilete uvivu wa kutafuniwa kila kitu). HAPA NDIPO ULIPO MCHAKATO NA TWAPASA TUU PENDA HUU NA SIO FIGUE ZA KALIKULETA
Two young ladies arrived in a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God mande valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get.
Relax Your Way To The Top If you are looking to be charismatic, then the first and foremost thing that you have to do is to actually learn to relax. Some people try too hard to be charismatic, but only end up making a fool of themselves. This is not something that you would want to do. So, in order to work on your charisma, learn from the mistakes of others and relax. When you master the art of relaxing in a social setting, you automatically exude charisma. It's a known fact that people love to be around people who are calm and composed. Learn to channelize peace and tranquility to everyone you know and meet. This will help you seem extremely calm and a lot more attractive. With a personality of this sort, apart from wanting to be with you, people may even aspire to be like you. Confidence Concerns While being confident can be easily mistaken for being charismatic, there is a very distinct difference between being confident and being charismatic. Charisma is that quality that makes you seem like you have an extremely attractive personality, and confidence is that quality that adds to your charisma. Appearing confident can make you seem extremely charismatic, because your confidence apart from acting like a magnet will also help put the others around you at ease and create in them a desire to be around you. Here, however, you will have to take a lot of care to stay away from going overboard, because while confidence is one thing, overconfidence is a different thing altogether and it's that one quality that no one can really be fond of. Dish Out Attention In order to seem charismatic, it is important to listen and pay attention. When you manage to do this your charisma quotient automatically reaches new heights. You can pull off attention tactics by simply listening to what people have to tell you and talk as less as possible. However, when you actually do talk, make sure you talk sense and make sure the words that are coming out of your mouth are the kind of words that the other person would want to listen to. Make it a point to smile while you are talking. This will help add quite a lot of appeal to your personality. Be Considerate You are truly a considerate person when you treat others around you just the way you would want to be treated. You wouldn't want to be discriminated against under any grounds, so then there is no reason why you should treat one person differently from the other. Exercise this behavior pattern in your day-to-day life and watch how people are attracted to you like bees are to honey.
Mahindi ni miongon mwa mazao makuu ya chakula hapa nchin Tanzania na ulimwa karibu kila mkoa. Ulimwa zaidi nyanda za juu kusini katika mikoa ya Mbeya, Iringa, Ruvuma, Njimbe na Katavi. Pia mikoa ya Morogoro Mwanza Dodoma Shinyanga Arusha Tanga na mikoa mingine. Kwakua ni zao la biashara hivyo karibu kila mkoa unalima zao hili.
A business plan is a blueprint of your business. It is a detailed plan from which all other plans should be developed.
Jamani punguzeni pombe,kuna jirani yangu amerudi amelewa sasa nachungulia dirishani naona anagonga mlango wake takribani masaa mawili,wakati hapa anaishi peke yake, kwakuwa sipendagi ujinga nimetoka nikamwambia mwenyewe kasafiri.Nae kaondoka.
Mambo 7 ambayo mwanaume apaswi kumfanyia mke wake..
Boy:- baby ivi nikifa utakuja msibani? Girl:-ntakuja ukinitumia nauli. Hapo ndo unagundua kuwa sio kila omba omba yuko barabarani. 🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤔
Mchumba wangu amenialika kwao nikawaone wazazi wake lakini akaniambia nisiende mikono mitupu…
Sijui Kama ushawai fall in love ile haswaa..